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floppy junk

Unwanted and excessive jiggling and swinging of the male genitalia during pelvic thrusting, often caused by the lack of restrictive underwear. Sometimes causes nausea or vomiting in others.
Girl #1: Did you see Johnny dancing last night? He had a seriously disgusting case of floppy junk going on.

Girl #2: Yeah, it made me want to blow donkey chunks. Jesus, buy some boxer briefs, dude.
by floppyjunkistheenemy February 27, 2008
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Floppy Wobber

by Slobby Floppy Wobber April 28, 2009
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Floppy disk

On social media, refers to a song, movie or game that didn't get successful or become a hit when it was released
Oh man, that famous singer's latest album was a floppy disk ngl, shit didn't hit
by MrRite August 20, 2022
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Floppy Cloppy

A big saggy loose pussy that flops together when you run, and is looser than a wizards sleeve.
"Hey check out that bitch over there, she's got a massive floppy cloppy."
by carter12345678 September 30, 2011
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Floppy Horse

when a horse is walking. a.k.a horse jangler
hey look at that horse jangler. i could also use the term floppy horse
by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003
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floppy b

another name for the female rapper cardi b because she flopped
by petty.maraj May 28, 2022
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Floppy Twat

A bastard or cunt who is stingy and doesn't help you when you need it.
Jake: Hey man, can I borrow one of your condoms for my hot date tonight?
Floppy Twat: No man, I don't have enough left.
(Floppy Twat knows he isn't going to use them, but makes Jake suffer anyway)
Jake: You floppy twat.
by Ahgodamit June 20, 2004
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