med float widow

The unfaithful wife of a Marine or Sailor who is deployed to the Mediterranean Sea

Guy 1: "A big unit must of just deployed last week because over the weekend the bars will suddenly filled with single women."

Guy 2: "Oh, you mean med float widows?"

by tall_guy1979 December 30, 2007

parade float

a gaudy person, usually female, with bad taste and an overbearing demeanor.

I could never be attracted to a parade float like that. She's too tacky.

by Yakuman June 5, 2018

float

the term float first originated as a misspelling of fleet, in an Age of Conquerors game, however it very quickly caught on.

since then it became the way to express whether a water had good fish (good float) or bad fish (bad float), whether someone was not going water at all (p3 no float). on land maps it is used in place of 'win' and 'do well' and just as a general good luck slogan.

BuzZ_TheViper: p1 where u
BuzZ_TheViper: P1 WHERE U FLOAT
BuzZ_sletten: i die..
BuzZ_TheViper: man p1
BuzZ_TheViper: u sux
_Ares_: p1 no float...

by p1nofloat April 22, 2011

Float Away

A term used by parents to tell their children not to drink a lot of fluid before going to bed, so they don't piss themselves in their sleep

Remember Billy, don't drink all that juice before bed, you'll float away if you do

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

Coke Float

The act of snorting the milk out of a lactating hookers titty who is high on crack.

"Daddy whats a Coke Float"? " Its how I meet your mother son. And also I aint your daddy".

by MeDazed420 April 24, 2016

Flying Fladoodle

A fill in word for cursing. Or just an amazing random word to shout out!

"What the flying fladoodle!!"

*awkwardly quiet*
"hehe.. FLYING FLADOODLE." <3

by Blondey! October 7, 2011

flad

the state of being, or such as a pissed off potato

dont get mad, get flad

by Jamesd October 20, 2005