Flats

Opposite to boobs.

Boris: Don't you think Sarah looks like a boy without padded bra?
Ronaldo: Yeah, but I would totally lick her flats if I could grab her ass while doing it.

by Surinamsman September 9, 2011

flatterization

the act of flattery.

"dont flatter yourself."
"youre taking away from my flatterization."

by kate freeman May 12, 2008

banana flattener

(n) A weak typhoon or hurricane that is only strong enough to knock down banana plants. Guam slang.

We thought that Typhoon Omar was going to be nothing but a banana flattener, but then it turned into a supertyphoon.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

flats

a group of three girls with no boobs that look like anorexic sticks

the flats tried to stuff themselves today but it just make them look even more stupid ha ha

by KG76 January 2, 2009

Flattergusted

Experiencing both feelings of flattery and disgust simultaneously.

When your boyfriend's creepy friend suggests a threesome with the two of you.

"What's wrong?"
"Ugh, my boyfriend's creepy friend suggested a threesome with the two of us."
"How do you feel about that?"
"Totally flattergusted."

by Thy Nguyen March 6, 2014

Flattie

A breast cancer survivor that chooses to stay flat and not to have reconstruction

She went to the Flattie’s ball with others that also chose to stay flat and not have anymore surgeries after their double mastectomy

by Lsears July 27, 2020

Flattard

Somebody who believes in flat Earth.

Hey flattard, the Earth is round.

by WDPK 83.7 FM September 6, 2021