flat hat

funny like Buster Keaton ; from the hat popularised by the music-hall and film comedian

that guy's funny like a flat hat

by Bipbebop February 5, 2010

flat bat

To ignore someone or something so hard that it doubts it's own existence.

When Gordon asked Mavis for a rim job, he got flat batted straight to back to his mums.

by Long Donkey April 23, 2014

Flat earther

Somehow, with all of the evidence provided by scientists, these dumbasses still think that the Earth is a mere circle. Just like YouTube haters and people who do The Floss dance, they are people who are a disgrace to the human race.

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ I flip teh table because of these dum flat earthers

by A_single_bean May 31, 2019

flat scratch

When a guy's nuts itch he must pull the sack tight with one hand and give it a scratch with the index fingernail.

There is nothing like a good flat scratch to make the itch go away.

by rick p May 30, 2006

flat bill

The gay ass way that people wear their hats nowadays. They even leave on the gay ass round shiny stickers that tell you how small the casing for your brain is. You used to shape your bill into a curved thing that would fit snugly on your head...back when it was cool to wear a hat.

"Damn foo, look at all those wannabee gangsta's flatbillin it!"

"I can't believe you're using a flat bill...you used to be cool!"

by therealMarcos May 13, 2006

flat rat

The act of pressing the penis and testicles to a glass window (or any other transparent substance) to create the outline of a squished mouse.

"So, did you moon her?"
- "No, man. One better, I gave her the flat rat".

by mookie12 June 11, 2006

flat out

The extreme or extreme lack of something.

person 1: You going to the game tonight?
person 2: No, I'm flat out of steam.

guy 1: Did hear that chick fart?
guy 2: Yea, and now shes flat out gone.
guy 1: <sniff> <sniff>

by hashref April 3, 2009