Fuck Bitches, Eat Frosted Flakes

The art of eating a bowl of frosted flakes, while bending your girl over and fucking her.

"Hey man"

"Sup"
"You wanna hang today?"
"Sorry, bro. I'm too busy living my motto."
"And what might that be?!"
"Fuck Bitches, Eat Frosted Flakes."

by BernieMacisdead January 25, 2015

FLAKE

A flake is a friend who makes plans and does not attend the date. Or someone you can't rely on.

Ashley was supposed to call me yesterday to make a time for that playdate, but she flaked out, what a flake.

by Roxapebble May 16, 2009

Frosted flakes

Dried, typically flakey, cum or come on an individual(s) body after ejaculation. They are common on hair and renown for the inability to wash/remove them on first attempt.

Darin took three showers but the frosted flakes on his chest were unusually obstinate and flakey.

by RobertoGville April 23, 2008

Bobby Flay

A guy who gets drunk on his show and often claims that the drink is the most important part of the meal. He makes this claim because his food is really bad and his drinks will distract the public from this.
Typically he does douche-y things and makes people feel bad about themselves to gain power.

"Can you believe how drunk he was last night?"
"Yeah, he was a total Bobby Flay."

by qwerpoiu November 18, 2009

flaker

Is someone who always makes plans to attend a event and comes up with a pathetic excuse to bail out every time.

1. Tucker made plans to go to Vegas, then bailed on me last minute. What a flaker.....

2. Wesley and I where suposed to go watch the game at the bar but he flaked out.

by hectorbg February 11, 2010

flaketard

A person whose level of flakiness (i.e. unreliability, undependability, fickleness, etc.) is so extreme that it borders on magnitude of mental retardation.

First he says he'll call me right back, which he doesn't. Then he begs me to go out last Saturday only to bail out when I call him when he's late. What a flaketard!

by Raymond Dang May 17, 2006

mind flayer

Minf flayers are inexorably evil, existing only for their own pleasure, even at the great expense of hundreds of other creatures. mind flayers feed by extracting the brains of their victims and devouring them whole.

truely evil creatures

by smurf August 17, 2004