Fetus Cletus

When a man overly obsesses with the stomach of a pregnant woman. This usually includes rubbing hand and face on her stomach, occasionally stopping to sniff.

Hey Amanda, why are you crying!

Your damn roommate keeps asking to feel up my unborn baby! He's a Fetus Cletus!

by The_Frozen_Unicycle November 20, 2013

fetus monger

an insult used against a child who is a mommas boy/daddy's girl and a big pussy
who cant defent themselves

"steven you little fetus monger! I hate your face!"

by Bud June 21, 2003

Fetus Deletus

its abortian. also why the fuck are you looking up fetus deletus? get a life you dumb hoe. go play fortnite or something.

can I fetus deletus myself?

by TheTragicKiwi April 15, 2019

fetus punch

if you're doing a pregnant chick and you are about to cum, you hit her in the stomach so she clinches her pussy real tight around your cock.

i was sloppy drunk and having a hard time getting off with this pregnant 16 year old, so i fetus punched her. that solved my problem.

by dave July 18, 2003

Chocolate fetus

When you take a shit so large it feels like you're giving birth.

"Oh man, Jerry, I just gave birth to a chocolate fetus!"

by Wallets August 28, 2015

fetus fondler

One who fondles fetuses. It's pretty self-explanatory.

Alice: Hey, have you heard about Charlie's fetish?
Bob: Yeah, he's a total fetus fondler.

by Black Viper 69 February 25, 2014

Fetus Punching

The act of punching some one so hard in the stomach, that they make a strange squealing noise before falling to the ground, writhing in pain.

Friend 1: I swear to God! If you even try to do that, I will Fetus Punch you so hard!
Friend 2: HAHAHHAhAHHAHAHA(Tries to rape his friend.)
(Friend 1 punches his friend in the fetus.)
Friend 2: SQUAAALLLLLGLGLGHHHHHH!!!!!
(Friend 2 falls to the ground in pain.)
Friend 2: FETUS PUNCHING IS NOT COOL MAN!!!

by Spoony McSpooner! November 21, 2009