Farsonian

A complex language, consisting of many consonants and vowels squished into words. Many Americans say that it sounds like Arabic, but that is simply because they are ignorant and never have bothered to learn Arabic. There is a certain pattern to forming the words, with is very confusing; the reason why people of the average brain intelligence (and even slightly above-average) have extreme difficulty understanding it. Farsonians speak it, and though it is common throughout most parts of the U.S and some parts of Kuwait, the actual formula for forming the words is usually not shared publicly.

Person 1: ji! zapav basaf b'wabahajof!
Person 2: ..what?
Person 1: I said, "hi, you are a vagine" in Farsonian.
Person 1: (.....)
Person 2: *Strides off intelligently*

by nabasaz March 18, 2008

Government/Media fear

When the government or media (more often than not it's both working together somehow) drive fear of a new threat (often terrorism or a deadly disease) into the people of the nation and keep them from expressing all of their freedoms and/or views and doing the things they want to do

Notable stories/events that have been constantly attacked/used for Government/Media fear:

-Terrorism
-Communism (see McCarthyism/ Red Scare)
-AIDS
-Drugs
- 9/11
-The "Brain Eating Amoeba"

by Gaaraofthedamned August 22, 2011

Don’t fear, varli is here

The tik tok star varlicious’s catch phrase

Aira: yummalicious!
Random kid: yEeHaW *takes away donut
Varli: *grabs donut back and pull the thief back* don’t fear, varli is here

by Varli is queen May 27, 2019

The fear

When you know exams/ essay deadines are coming up, but for some reason you just don't care enough to do any work, until at the last possible minute (oftern when it's already too late), the Fear hits you and you suddenly find the ability to work through the night and til the morning.

Jack: Don't you have an essay due on Friday?
Jill: yeah but I can't do it, I've not got the Fear yet.

Ben: Hey,when was the last time you slept man?
Jean: Can't sleep... got the Fear.

by chocolate clover January 20, 2008

fear of lobsters

lobsterusphobius
from the greek root lobsterus, meaning lobster added with the greek root phobius, meaning phobia.

Sentence: You're friend has lobsterusphobius. She has a fear of lobsters.

by omelia August 30, 2006

Fear

"The Fear" is a feeling of intense paranoia, nausea and insecurity that you sometimes get after heavy drinking.

Anyone can get The Fear. Some people claim they don't get it, but they're either hideously secure or well-behaved. Other people claim that they only started getting The Fear after being told of its existence; a more likely explanation would seem to be that they simply didn't have a name for it before…

There is no known cure for The Fear.

What the hell happened last night? I think I did something really bad, but can't remember exactly what... I've got the Fear!

by TCKX December 27, 2007

fuck fear

Unprecedented and often shameful aversion to intercourse, often brought about by leading up to intercourse.

Can be attributed to, but not exclusively: excessive alcohol consumption, not getting laid in a long time, or the overthought of inadequacy.

A:'so how did last night go man, did you get some?'

B:'couldn't do it man i got the fuck fear.'

A'you pussy...'

C:'Are you going to finally hit that tonight?'
D:'I think I'm gonna play it cool and leave it for a while'
C:'Bullshit! You got the fuck fear! Haha!'
D:'Fuck you, man.'

by crsh October 18, 2012