farting orchid

a woman so loose she can not control her queefs during sex.

she looks like the girl next door, but bill said she was a farting orchid

by elac the great October 4, 2011

antique farming eqipment

an old black man sitting at an bar, cotton picker slave

hey tony look at that antique farming eqipment sitting at the bar.

by swap donkey November 21, 2011

farming simulator 2013

A game almost entirely based on getting tractors stuck in trees and glued together, there is no escape from the magnetism of other tractors. Some of the main aims of the game is to actually figure out how to feed cows and/or carry a refrigerator with a front loader. Oh, also there's something to do with planting seeds. I think you also have to harvest them.

Person 1: I just found a game in the bin!
Person 2: what game?
Person 1: Farming Simulator 2013
Person 2: why does that not surprise me?

by resoplast February 14, 2015

farting jogger

A sexual position where a woman or man lays across a table or bed and is engaged in anal or doggy style sex. The male stands behind the reciever, enters the anus or vagina, and jogs in place for intense stimulation as well as farts for added pleasure.

Hey honey, you want to do the farting jogger position? It's my favorite!

by Pooki January 14, 2008

farmingdale

A town comprised of many males who aspire to nothing but sports. Even though the entire school is obsessed with sports such as Football and Lacrosse, farmingdalers have something to show for it. No matter how much Massapequa may think they are better than farmingdale in such said sports... they..sadly are NOT. Proven so after Farmingdale took home the LI Championships in football.

No matter how much Massapequa wishes they were better FARMINGDALE WILL ALWAYS KICK ASS IN ALL GAMES AGAINST THEM.

by Jbean July 1, 2005

Farmington

A town where "sessay" lesbians reside.

male + farmington = lonely
female + farmington = rape

by ChingDynasty September 1, 2005

Farting Rainbows

To have a nice smelling fart.

Felicia:"OMG I was farting rainbows the other night because of those fruit smoothies!"
Lakeisha:"OMG gurl, at least it wasn't a nasty one."

by Princess_Felicia July 28, 2016