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Fancy black hair

The condition whereby a man with black hair takes an inordinately and suspiciously long time at the hair dresser
"You know that Duffield is a miserable cunt, you know the cunt who decided to hang my shit out the window?"
"What the guy with the red hair?"
"NO, DUFFIELD'S THE CUNT WITH THE FANCY BLACK HAIR!!!!"
Fancy black hair by Phil Bailey April 14, 2005

Fancy Free 

The act of a large, naked fat man girating his hips rapidly in a sexually suggestive fashion to make his limp Piggly Wiggly flop around.

Fancy free can also indicate that said fat naked man gaily dances through fields of flowers with his arms above his head and flapping his hands rapidly like a bird in flight, just like a pretty ballerina
"Would you ever beeeeeeeeeee so FANCY FREEEEE to let your naked Pee pee Swing in the morning Breeeeeeeeeezeeeee!"
Fancy Free by Zephyr May 6, 2004

fancy farish 

a boy with no good intention but to mock everyone he is envious of.
they have bags under their eyes and have a big spot on their chin chin
fancy a farish? mm fancy farish mm
fancy farish by horror shocker January 19, 2009

Fancy like 

I can't stop listening to fancy like by Walker Hayes!!!
Fancy like by FluffyPuppy2011 September 8, 2022

fancy dangler 

-Trashed to the point of mass destruction, where one's gait is severely altered by huge amounts of alcohal consumption

-Often results in a sway or stagger in one's walk. seriously sloppy steps.
"I was doing some serious fancy dangling last night after that tequila run!"

"Man, that girl was fucked! She put on her fancy dangler shoes to roll out of the bar last night"
fancy dangler by j-goods December 14, 2008