fancy poop

A non-standard poop that is unique in coloring - especially green.

"I just had the greenest shit ever." "Ooooh! Fancy poop!"

by bubberssssss May 21, 2012

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Fancy Finger

When a girl squats above you and you are underneath with a wine glass in your hand and you drunk the wine with your pinky finger out and then finger her butt with your pinky finger.

I gave my girl the Fancy Finger last night.

by The Hashbrown Fucking Slaher November 10, 2015

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Fancy Pants

Nickname for a co-worker that dresses up every Hall-o-ween with a prosthetic, rubber ass no matter what the costume. Ironically, every time the ass is placed on the body, the co-worker ends up in some sort of physical altercation. This is thought to originate from Salt Lake City, Utah (Home of the village idiots and mormoms).

"Why is Fancy Pants all busted up?"

"He was wearing the ass last night, and some guy grabbed it..."

by Krazyodb June 03, 2005

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fancy feaster

A person, usually a female, who considers herself deserving of only the finest things in life - especially in food and drink.

"Hey Jack - you still seeing that hot chick, Marcie?" asked William.
"Yeah - but I don't know how long my bank account can hold out. Last night, she ordered a $250 dollar a bottle wine and that was on top of the appetizer and filet mignon." replied Patrick.
"Uh-Oh - a fancy feaster, huh" said William.

by bingo lingo January 23, 2010

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