Failure to Launch

When you hold your pee in for a long time and when you finally have to use the toilet, you no longer have to pee or only a little bit of urine comes out. This often happens in men's bathrooms when you wait in line for the urinal and when it's time for you to go, nothing...

I had a Failure To Launch at the movie theater when i had to go when watching Avengers Endgame.

by Keanu CHEESE July 18, 2020

Epic Failure

Despite being given a perfect opportunity for success, no matter what you do it ends in total failure. If the same opportunity was given to another person it would have resulted in success, but you only transform things into failure..on a very large scale.

(Dude 1): Man...I'm miserable.. my wife's a gym teacher, I dont have a job, everyone hates me, I've been divorced 3 times, my dog just peed on my leg....
(Dude 2): You're an Epic Failure

by Jack Duvales December 4, 2010

faguette

the new gay breads they use at fast-food restaurants to make the food "gourmet"

the new sandwiches at arby's are made with faguettes. why can't they just leave well enough alone? and where are my jalepeno bites?!

by sandeebean96 March 24, 2008

faggush

Faggot as in a silly best friend.
and lush.
as in anything desirable.

Oh My god stop Being Silly You Faggush.

by HollywoodLush October 23, 2006

fagugen

FA- Gug- EN ADJ
Act of being confused and/or surprised

fagugen Who knew? That was complete surprise!!!

by Jon Kozla January 8, 2009

Fagure

A person who is a combination of being a fag, and a failure.

Person 1: What is with that guy
Person 2: What a fagure

by Scuttlist January 26, 2011

Fagulence

The feeling given off by someone who is blatantly obvious about their homosexuality. To reek of queerness.

A sense of fagulence perforated around the gentlemen near the vending machine.

by GrStaKa July 30, 2012