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stooge factor

The phenomena that renders a television or movie program unwatchable for more than a few moments before the desire to change the channel or leave the theatre becomes irresistable due to the high levels of stupidity contained therein.

Titled for the Three Stooges, stooge factor can change over time, illustrating how some of our most beloved television programs and movies can become completely unwatchable years later.

Something so utterly stupid that it defies belief.

The desire to escape the program may actually be accompanied by a subtle fear that continuing to watch it may actually make one less intelligent.

(Parody phrase of Fear Factor)

Note that it is possible for modern television and movie programs to have such horrible writing, acting, etc. that it can be said to contain a high stooge factor.
A Three's Company episode being funny back in the 1980s being out of place in the new millennium. Or watching Jerry Lewis try to do his old stand-up routine at a modern comedy festival.

Basically, makes you want to get the hook.

"I can't watch this crap. Too high a stooge factor!"
by Web Scribe January 9, 2009
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Absent Factor

The single factor not taken into account in any situation, which usually leads to catastrophe.
The fact that Joe didn't clean the beaker properly was the absent factor in the experiment that lead to the explosion in the lab.
by jon132 March 1, 2009
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dickwith factor

If you one fixes, places or installs something where other people can get to it, someone will eventually DICK WITH it.
A maintenance person installs a thermostat in a common area used by employee's. The thermostat has a locking cover placed over it. Someone gets the cover worked loose and broken so they can turn up the tempurature. So the maintenance person must figure in the Dickwith Factor, installing the thermostat by means that makes it way to hard to dick with. or installing it in a manner that being dicked with makes no difference.
by Maintenance Man April 28, 2014
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splatter factor

A measurement used to determine how much something, usually low quality food or alcoholic beverages, will make you shit your brains out. Could be referenced in regards to poop travel time, odor of shit, as well as explosiveness of diarrhea. It is widely accepted by many that "Colt 45 Blast" was aptly named in reference to having an astronomically high splatter factor.
"Damn homie, I just polished off a few Four Lokos and some bad indian food. I've had to hit the shitter 5 times in the last 3 hours. That's some major splatter factor.
by BigLerk206 December 16, 2013
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The ZQ Factor

A scientific phenomenon, often resulting in irrational action or downright stupidity.
John failed the science quiz because he was heavily influenced by the ZQ Factor.
by UrbanDictioner69 January 26, 2015
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Tractor factor

An amount of time added to any journey in a rural area to allow for getting stuck behind slow moving agricultural vehicles or coming across farm animals in the road.
I know it's only half an hour away but I'm setting off now to allow for tractor factor.
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Push Factors

Conditions in a country that encourage people to leave
leave your country, it is trash, go to our country!

This is an example of Push Factors
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