Skillet Face

A human face that looks like a cartoon character's,
after being hit with the bottom-side of a skillet.
The face is round and flat with a very little nose,
a small mouth, and tiny that eyes are wide-set
and basically expressionless.

"He's buff... but a total skillet face."
"Nice rack, but I can't get past her skillet face."

by Scrappy SamCat January 21, 2009

facebait

Cryptic posts in facebook that express a vague sentiment but do not provide any details, clearly designed to bait friends to ask follow-up questions.

A facebook wall post that could be considered facebait would be posts like "Today is the day!" or "Ugh, I am over it..." or "Now I know why I should stay home..." or "Hurt and disappointed..."

by Arabian Thunder August 22, 2011

roundhouse tit to the face

when an exotic dancer winds up and aggressively smacks a customer across his/her face with a massive tit. this maneuver can be delivered as a single blow or as a series of strikes. A roundhouse tit to the face is not to be confused with a motorboat, which is less aggressive.

Hey man did you see that guy over there? He just got punished with a double D roundhouse tit to the face!

by RET123 January 19, 2009

Stefan face

To continually make a blank expression on your face, even though something dramatic is happening, such as:

-getting laid
-watching your friend eat shit on a skateboard

-winning the lotto
-getting a glimpse of Megan fox's tits
-performing a hiduken

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Example:

Guy: "hey guys, I just won a million dollars."

Guy 2: "dude you are stefan face-ing the shit outta this moment."

by SiXAXiSMoFo December 7, 2010

resting nice face

a person who naturally looks 'nice' or 'approachable' when their face is expressionless, without meaning to. Basically the opposite of 'resting bitch face'

"Yo, imma holla at that girl over there"
"Nah son. She just has resting nice face. Shes a mad hoe"

by IOnlyFuckWithSome January 24, 2015

Ozempic face

A a term used to describe the sagging, gaunt look of the facial skin due to the loss of facial fat following drastic weight loss from the drug Ozempic.

Ozempic treats type 2 diabetics and obesity. Due to its side effects (glycemic control, shitting your brains out due to diarrhea, extreme bloating) people without these conditions are using it for its ability to induce weight loss, making it popular amongst celebrities and anyone who wants a quick fix. This has caused the price of the medication, and its sister drugs, Wegovy and Rybelsus, to skyrocket and experience limited supply, making it difficult for users who legitimately need them.

I hadn’t seen him until this afternoon and the Ozempic face and butt surprised me. I miss his old butt. It was a fine ass, as they say. Sad day…

by Sickomonster September 17, 2023

Guitar Hero Face

Guitar Hero face is the face that you make when you play the game (normally when you are strugguling on a difficult part.) Right about the time when the little flinches kick in.

Dude you have the funniest guitar hero face i've ever seen.
Have you seen Barrett's guitar hero face? Its great!

by Tyler Colvin January 19, 2008