local expert

A neighbourhood expert (usually called Karen) who always interferes and is vocal about knowing what’s best

Karen on that Neighbourhood app is such a local expert, the annoying cunt

by Charlie Uniform November Tango April 7, 2020

Direct Experience

Expression used in spiritual/philosophical circles referring to an unmediated experience of transcendence or the numinous, usually achieved through meditative/introspective practices - such as 'self-inquiry' - or through the use of psychedelics. Synonymous with the mystical experience.

Ramana Maharshi underwent direct experience as a 14-year old.

I had a direct experience by doing 5 grams of dried psilocybin mushrooms.

by DjinnHeyoka December 12, 2020

Arca(Experimental Diva)

The best experimental artist. The best person ever <3. Mutant queen ⚧

"-Arca is our queen!!"
"-Yes she is!!"
Arca(Experimental Diva) is our queen periodt

by faggy mutant🧚🏻‍♀️ November 23, 2021

Baltimore Experience

Anal penetration while wearing a Lamar Jackson Jersey

Raleigh: If you take my shirt, I’m going to give you the Baltimore Experience.

by Cheech and Chingchong December 28, 2021

Dating Expert

Individuals on Youtube who make money/validation by simply rewording the "numbers game" (just keep asking out) theory . Their "advice" is designed to string you along, with one thing after another, usually to the point of where some advice contradicts the previous.

There are an abundance of self proclaimed "dating experts online" these days.

"Just do these 17 things, now say these 3 magic words, then do these 34 things, and don't forget to subscribe and watch my neverending array of videos, then buy my course, now repeat the process and buy my next course" - Dating expert.

by RoguePoster August 17, 2022

Out of Office Experience

When one must leave the main office to undertake a task which if completed in the office would be offensive or embarrassing. Such examples include leaving to loudly pass wind, belch, smoke, make a private phone call or some kind of physical relation/interaction with a colleague.

Usual locations include the car park, stationary cupboard, empty meeting rooms, rooftop and empty corridors.

Richard: "Hey, where's Paul gone?"
Stuart: "I don't know, actually...?"

- Sometime Later -

Paul: "Sorry, I'm back now!"
Richard: "Where did you go?"
Paul: "Epic Out of Office Experience!"

by Ternal May 20, 2011

The Winchester Experiment

Not knowing if a gun is loaded or not like the rifle hanging over the Winchester bar in "Shaun of the Dead "

I have a gun in my purse want to do the Winchester experiment

by Agoon Whiteward December 11, 2013