exit wounds

1. The effect of eating especially spicy food, as felt on one's anus when excreting 24-48 hrs later. 2. the aftereffects of any especially bowel-moving event in general, such as diarrhea or Indian food not spicy enough for the first definition.

The Thai place I hit for lunch and the Mexican one for dinner were awesome, but I am seriously dreading the exit wounds I'll have!!!!

by Javrel January 29, 2019

American Exit

Making and attempt to politely leave a party while considerably drunk. Often against the will of other party-goers and who may try to physically stop the endeavor. Similar to the Canadian Goodbye.

The group of women at the front door stopped his American Exit.

by Foreskingamer69 February 4, 2023

Happy day of Vaginal exit

The more lewd and horny fun way to say "Happy birthday", best to be used for people who are comfortable around lewd and horny or straight up enjoy it publicly.

Person 1: Hey I heard it's your birthday today?

Person 2: Yeah!

Person 1: Well Happy day of vaginal exit, hope you have a wonderful day

Person 2: What's that?

Person 1: Just a lewd and horny way to say happy birthday!

by Zesilina Newborn May 6, 2021

what exit?

term often used on Cape Cod to describe ones location in reference to Route 6

I want to go to Chatham. What exit?

Exit 11.

by exitmerch January 7, 2022

Dan Thompson Exit

When you leave a discord call suddenly, or with no explanation

"Sam did a Dan Thompson exit right there"

by CactusInPot September 11, 2020

Mick exit

A Mick exit is when someone suddenly leave an outing or an event without saying bye to anyone. It is characterized by subtly paying for everyone before leaving.

We were out drinking at a bar and he did a mick exit again. Never saw him leave, we waited and searched for him for 20 minutes before asking the barmaid. She looked surprised and told us he had payed for everyone leaving a 100% tip.

by DefinitionAndExplanation January 3, 2024

wikipedia exit

when a movie or show is so bad, long, or gruesome you quit and just read the plot summary on wikipedia instead

i wanted to know how it ended but there were six seasons so i did a wikipedia exit

by sureidid January 27, 2024