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Existence Coach

N.)

Existance Coach - a person that believes their advice should be passed on to others - no matter how bad.

One Whose advice doesn't help people to live - only merely exist.

A positively useless "influencer" who believes their way of life is beneficial to others despite the fact they may not have the same means. Thus encouraging them to live an existence beyond said means ultimately resulting in an unfulfilling existence.
Holy shit, here comes Matt. That guy's been taking yoga for a week and suddenly he's an "existence coach."
Just yesterday, he told me to donate the car I have, drive a Tesla, and start eating impossible Whoppers everyday because my "chi" is out of alignment.

That mother fucker is worse than Prince Ea.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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why does this exist

Guy1: "Why does this exist?"

Guy2: "I don't know man"
by Isopropylalcohol99%usp June 4, 2021
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Existence

Person 1-"I don't like existence"
Person 2-"Yeah, same it sucks
by Sad_Snek May 17, 2021
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Exist

Lifer - An alive individual does not identify as human or animal, only existence.

Pronouns: It/Preferred Name
Gender: None
I'm not androgynous, I'm a lifer. I don't believe in categorized placements. I believe in my existence as a being, but non-human/non-animal.

*existence precedes essence*
by typical0nlineuser May 31, 2022
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