Current Events Test

Our lord and savior in AP World. Without these tests, most kids in AP World would fail the class. However, some idiots will still manage to fail this class. If only they had a sliver of a brain.

MC Grade: 49%
Essay Grade: 53%
Quiz Grade: 63%
HW Grade: 43%
Notebook Check: 40%
Midterm: 50%
Map Project: 20%
Final: 87%
Current Events Test: 120%

Final Grade: 97%

by SleazyBoy December 3, 2018

You ever held a thousand dollars ?

Verbal : What you tell a bitch that’s acting too good too fuck, but you know she wants to fuck, and you trynna fuck, so you bring up money.

Bitch have you ever held a thousand dollars ?

by AKAYHAVIN1KRPOMO June 10, 2019

Quantum Trouser Event Affliction

An afflicition tht causes a person to randomly be sucked through a tear in the space time continuum and be dropped somewhere else wearing different trousers.

Andrew found himself in vegas wearing chinos after suffering a Quantum Trouser Event Affliction attack.

by Ricshah September 22, 2010

best christmas ever

When you expect to get a tool box or a coffee mug from your wife for Christmas but she gives you anal instead.

My wife surprised me with a ride on the polass express, best christmas ever.

by sharpizzio December 24, 2014

Best teacher ever

Definition:

You think a teacher is the best teacher you've ever seen/heard

Mr/Mrs/miss/ms blah ect.is the best teacher ever!

by JakePaulHater987 December 14, 2018

You ain't ever

When someone tells you that they have done something, but you call their bluff.

For instance, "This movie kicked it into full gear." - What someone says
"You ain't ever been in 3rd gear before." - Reply

by Jim Wopo August 2, 2021

The Ooga Booga Event

Was a massive battle during the caveman era. Not talked about bc history teaches are scared of the man himself. Foongus Shmoongus, son of Bungus Ungus. He fought in the war and never lost a battle. The war started bc Fulongus Shmongus owd Foongus a lot of money in a gamble, but he said, "You suck lmao!" This pissed off Foongus, so he kiiled Fulongus Shmongus, thus starting the war.

Jamarion: Have you heard of the Ooga Booga Event?
Quangle Wingle Wongle: No. What is it?
Jamarion: "Tells the whole story."
Quangle Wingle Wongle: Wow! That's really cool.
Jamarion: Ikr, I found it out by looking it up on the Urban Dictionary, the most trusted dictionary for any sort of research.

by Floopity Flop Flip, November 2, 2022