Enterline

Slang for Epic.

You can't even begin to understand how amazing it is. It. Will. Blow. Your. Mind.

"Holy shit, that is so Enterline, I think my brains are on the ceiling.

by Enterlion October 21, 2009

enter-sturbed

A neologism of "entertained" and "disturbed" describing the odd feeling of when you are entertained by how insane/messed up what you are witnessing is, yet, at the same time, disturbed by it.

Person 1: Hey. Did you see the election coverage today?
Person 2: Yes. I was quite enter-sturbed.

by BaileyFeckinQuinn January 3, 2017

easter egg cunt

When a man attends Easter Sunday mass, (most often against his will by force of family, significant other etc.) he will quickly become incredibly disinterested and will look elsewhere to pass the time. It is at this moment that he realizes all the female parishioners dressing in their " Easter Sunday best" (i.e. dressing as promiscuously as possible despite the irony of attending church). It is important to note that this is one of the first times all year where the temperature permits the wearing of scantily clad clothing. After this phenomenon has been noted by the male, he will then begin to seek out the best looking women among the parish whom are dressed slutty as fuck, and begin to daydream about fucking the shit out of them. It is by this, and only this process, that the man is able to maintain his sanity during the mass. In some cases, the male might even take mental images for his spank bank.

Mike 1: Easter's coming up man, my lady's gonna make me go to church. Shit.

Mike 2: At least you have the easter egg cunt to look forward to!

by Mike and Mike the Accountants April 14, 2017

Easter Bonnet

A sexual act where a man ejaculates on persons head, this being followed by the cracking an egg over said's persons head and rubbing it in with his penis.

"I had the best Easter break ever, my wife even let me give her an Easter bonnet "

"My girl looked so hot wearing her Easter bonnet"

by azz19 February 8, 2018

Entering The Dreamtime

When you Chrome ridiculous amounts of Paint, Deodorant and Unleaded Petrol with the Tribe in the yarning circle with the Rainbow Serpent

Entering the Dreamtime Brudda

by Lana Rhoades October 28, 2019

Enter-Oops

As soon as a male enters any female hole, he ejaculates within the first 3 seconds of contact as he exclaims “Oops!”

Ron: “Did you smash her last night?”
Bill: “Yeah, but idk if I’d count it, I hit her with an ‘enter-oops’!

by Hopboyz August 16, 2020

Easter Parade

The male inserts his erect Penis through 1 (or more if lucky enough) toasted and buttered hot cross buns. The partner then performs oral sex on the male whilst eating the hot cross buns.

My girlfriend performed an incredible Easter Parade on me last night and it wasn't even Easter!

by BtB74 March 13, 2022