Essay

An assigment given by Teachers who think that kids don't

"have" enough homework. They expect it with "AT LEAST" 8 sources, and "AT LEAST" many MLA Citations. They make it worth like 100 points, make you WRITE it when you HAVE OTHER homework. It can range from a simple topic on Compare & Contrast to a fucking book report when you don't understand the book. And THEY WANT TO CONVICE THE FUCKING READER TO GET INTO THE ESSAY! not many people read students writing anyway.

Only students with a PhD from Stanford with a 4.0 GPA deserve to do essays. Its not important.

Student: OMG! Mrs. Hillenbig assigned us a God Motherfucking Nigger Essay with AT LEAST 1000 WORDS! Is she out of her mind? We are only 8th Graders.

by partyrockstar222 September 30, 2011

in this essay i will

Used after making a claim that you could probably write a whole essay about, but that you'd rather not.

WandaVision is a satire of heteronormativity. In this essay I will

by Queen Buttrix March 7, 2021

Essays

“It’s easier to ‘rewrite them’ than it is to grade them” ~ Dr. Jordan Baphomet Peterson

Hym “And rewrite them he did. But nobody reads his work. Especially his students. How much of yourself will you find if you read it? Only time will tell. Did you save a copy of all your essays? I’m sure he did. You won’t care. You won’t even know the difference. And he’s proven that that IS something he’s willing to dohoohoohahahahahahahahahahaha!! Aha! Aha!.”

by Hym Iam October 24, 2022

essay

The correct way to pronounce the word "Ese" in english.

Hey essay, don't make me have to bitch slap yo' ass for dissin' my holmes.....you know what i mean?

by lawnmowersunited March 2, 2008

Esma

esma comes from Kurdish and means "I'm hungry but too lazy to cook."

esma also means that "I don't give a shit about anything" (I don't care)

When I slept for 20h straight I'm esma (hungry but to lazy to cook)

When you're talking, It's esma to me (I don't care)

by Nodaderzerficker November 29, 2020

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

Haha blue text from someone's definition go brrrr.

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

by ISSDefinitions August 15, 2021

essaysex

n. pleasure induced by extraordinary prose that is equatable to the pleasure derived from sexual intercourse

see pimpmyessay

NOTE: essaysex™ is a trademarked term.

by aeneous July 28, 2008