Emil

To masturbate in the shower only using your fantasy.

The last two days we didn’t have any internet, so I had to do an Emil!

by sknh July 30, 2025

Emil

A guy who likes his little blue teddybear/elephant and fries

Emil likes Motten

by Bob Kåre Jensen August 8, 2025

Emil Nielsen

Emil nielsen is the goat, just like mathias gidsel

YES emil nielsen blocked the ball

by Timongogoyt February 5, 2025

Emil’s Fallacy

When a creator disregards criticism by arguing one cannot know something is bad without having first created something like it before.

Thomas: Wow this literal feces on my plate tastes terrible!
Chef Emil: You can’t criticise my cooking when you have never cooked before!
Thomas: I don’t need to be a professional chef to know feces tastes bad! That’s Emil’s Fallacy

by sneed1492 February 14, 2025

emil flip

an illegal immigrant who came here on leafs and sticks is a specky bastard who touches himself to hentai child porn and hits treadmill and never loses weight

stop being such a fucking emil flip

by jack devine420 February 20, 2025

Emile

This person is one of the coolest people someone could know! They are hilarious, laugh at their own jokes, drink only strongbows and go out on the town every single Friday and Saturday. His parents won’t answer him if he doesn’t speak French to them, he’s also a bad hockey player.

Yooooo that guy is totally an Emile! I already know it! Just look!

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Emil

A guy With a penis like an Elephants russel mhhhh tasty

Wow do u See Emils russel, very delicious

by Emilsrussel November 22, 2021