Elevator Hogger

A person who holds the elevator hostage for his leisurely pleasure of riding the elevator up and down. Aka a flying dingbat

The elevator hogger did not let us go to our room!

by Rill GiktokExcelticus July 13, 2018

Elevator ladies

Ladies that go up and down

"Elevator ladies in the parking lot" black keys

by Wonderingminds August 3, 2017

Human Elevator

Naked man standing up, props a male midget on his shoulders with both of the midget’s legs hanging on one side of standing mans neck. Standing man then has girl straddle him and he holds her up. He penetrates her arse and at the same time she starts to suck off the midget. Once the midget cums in the girls mouth she spits the cum over the mans face and the midget shits down the mans back, at the same time.

Man, I had shit going down one side of me and cum down the other. I was like a human elevator!!

by Dirty Long River June 27, 2012

elevator express

To have a jerk off race with your friend in an elevator to see who will cum first before the door opens

My friend beat me in an elevator express but i was too slow and got my glue on the young children entering the elevator

by Iyeesha_brown May 23, 2014

Elevator Mechanic

Badass tradespeople skilled in welding, electrical, hydraulic, mechanical, automation, and electronics. Installing and maintaining elevators, escalators, moving walks, dumbwaiters, and rack and pinions.

"Those Elevator Mechanics are the king of all trades. Them 'sum bitches can do anything and make a pile of money."

by Random1Alex December 8, 2022

The Elevator Paradox

So this is a way to confuse everyone around you in an elevator when you walk in.
When you walk in an elevator, you do not turn around to face the door and continute to stare at the back of the Elevator.
To achieve maximum confusion, you walk out facing the same way untill the people in the elevator can no longer see you.

Me: *walks into an elevator, doesn't turn to look at the door*
Guy 1: Whats he doing, why is it making me unnerved.
Guy 2: Careful! He's creating The Elevator Paradox, just let him be and he'll go away... uncomfortably..

by EU Terrorist November 5, 2019

pink elevator

Penis; lowkey term for a grower

Thought I was going to be disappointed, but ends up he’s got a pink elevator.

by ReverseCowgirl911 March 25, 2024