dwaft

made up in 2001 by knizzle meaning pussy

"You are a faggot ass dwaft!"

"Damn, that dwaft stinks!"

by Roland Mussles December 8, 2004

Dwarves

Dwarves are the most sturdy race. They are also shorter then most, due to centuries of adaptation to underground homes.

Dwarves are alcohol dependent. They can survive without alcohol but they do slowdown becoming sluggish and grouchy. Dwarves uses alcohol as energy rather then intoxicant. NEVER DRINK WITH DWARVES.

Dwarves love gems & metals and much of there time is spent underground. This can lead to consequences for dwarves who don't get out, mainly cave adaptation.

Dwarves are a friendly race trading with the smelly elves and the humans. Dwarves and Goblins are natural enemies. after seeing each other they will immediately start kicking, punching, and biting each other to death. Dwarves mostly ignore kobold.

Dwarves are a Monarchy. A king who is supreme leader, barons who command regions, and Mayors who rule settlements. All positions can be held by either gender.

Living up to 170 years of age dwarves are very clever building complex traps and tools out of whatever is on hand (rocks)and are the only race afflicted by fay-moods that make them seek out parts to craft items of legendary quality, needs not being met can lead to depression, rage, insanity, and nudism.

Killing animals enemies and plants is ok so long as they are sanctioned. A dwarf committing assault and vandalism are punished. Killing, treason, ect. are punished by death. Lying is a personal matter.

The dwarves of Bad girder where a quick witted bunch with many traps and death machines protecting them but nothing could stop the booze drought.

by Blarny August 27, 2012

Darfur Conflict

In Darfur, a region in Sudan, millions have been victim to genocide. The Janjaweed, a loosely organized militia of about 20,000 Arabs on horseback, is slaughtering the people of the region and taking many women and girls as sex slaves. This is all because of a few rebel groups in that region. The Sudanese government claims they aren't supporting the Janjaweed, but it is common knowledge that they are. So far, 200,000-400,000 have been killed, and 2.5 million have been displaced to the neighboring country of Chad, a country that is trying to help. The U.S. and the U.N. has done practically nothing. This needs to change.

Donate, join a charity, raise awareness, or the STAND (Students Taking Action Now: Darfur) chapter at your high school (if you're in high school). Together, we can change the world and undo the damage done as a result of the Darfur Conflict.

by itakeastand June 30, 2008

Dwarfed on

Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Usually done to someone by a dominant person or team.

Tenacious D: "Have you ever been dwarfed on - by two guys who are hot for your snatch?"

So I was totally dwarfin' on this chick that I met at the pumpkin patch, I think she had achondroplasia

by 123 Fake Boner October 9, 2009

Darfur

A shitty region in Sudan that is suffering a terriable genocide. Rich sheepish left wing college students talk about it just because their left wing professor made it such an issue. These same college kids also drive to class in their mom and dads BMW's and Mercedes. This issue will most likely be another money pit for hard working U.S. tax payers.

"Stupid left wing kid 1. Hey that genocide is really messed up over in Darfur. But instead of joing the peace corps and actually making a difference we'll just stay here in our white collar neighborhoods and bitch about the issue and sound important."

"Stupid left wind kid 2. Yeah sending money to poor countries always solves the issue. Besides people have to believe us we went to college for a semester and are now experts on world affais. Sure we learned about it from our left wing professor but its not like he's trying to push his agenda or anything!"

"Me- You fucking retards."

by Libertarian-4-life May 31, 2006

dwerf

To tell a good joke really badly

1st person " ...And the rabbi said, I know it"

2nd person "dude, you totally dwerfed that one

by TomReynolds June 9, 2005

darf

v.

To dick barf. The act of throwing up on someones penis while giving them head.

Dude, Brandi was so wasted last night and she was totally giving me head. Ohhh God it was awesome - she was doing the choking noises and everything but then she totally darfed. We haven't spoken since.

by AutoBond007 August 10, 2010