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drunken dozen

When you get home from work and kill a twelve pack of beer without eating dinner, resulting in you being very drunk.
Dude, you should’ve came over last night! Me and John both had a drunken dozen and watched football!
by Dilly the Drunk September 25, 2023
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Drunken Jule

A narcissist, when they get drunk and bully their family/friends. Normally a “Drunken Jule” is a female. High chance she’s also a Virgo.

Pronounced (drunk-in jewl)
Don’t pay her any mind, she’s just a Drunken Jule.
by Amethyst222 April 21, 2023
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drunken fist

The drunken fist is a technique Someone intoxicated would use during intercourse,
First you get intoxicated, find a hoe, then after climax you quickly shove your fist into her vagina elbow deep and yell “AAAAHHHHHHHH” as loud as possible.
“Bro do you remember last night

Nah bro should I?”

“Bro the chick you were banging said you did a drunken fist and she wants ur number”
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drunken hippie speedball

The classic hippie speedball (marijuana/caffeine) with a splash of Bailey's, Kahlua, Whiskey, Schnapps, or other alcoholic beverage added in the coffee.
By adding a splash of Bailey's Irish Cream to his morning cofee-smoke routine, Jack has created a drunken hippie speedball to start his Sunday morning.
by HighB49 December 22, 2013
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Drunken Martyr

1) Your buddy gets too drunk and starts making a fool of himself. Someone (also quite drunk) takes it upon themselves to help them, usually poorly, and becomes the drunken martyr.
Person 1: "Did you hear about how Randy puked on Anna when she tried to help him last night? He was so drunk he couldn't even walk outside."

Person 2: "Well, that's what happens when you try and be a drunken martyr."
by lavish May 20, 2014
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Drunken Social Studies Teacher

1. Drunken Social Studies Teacher is a nickname given to a drunken (or stupid) individual at a bar (or wherever) that states random "facts" about a historicall, racial or political topics with little or no accuracy.

2. Drunken Social Studies Teacher is also a drinking game centered around a drunken (or stupid) individual at a bar (or wherever) that states random "facts" about a historical, racial or political topic with little or no accuracy, wherein the witnesses of said ramblings drink every time the aforementioned makes an inaccurate remark.
Tell the bartender we need another round, the Drunken Social Studies Teacher at the end of the bar is at it again!
by Toecutterguitar August 7, 2019
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angry drunken skunk

Yu girls passed out drunk and yu shove your cock in her ass really hard so her pussy quiefs
My girl was so drunk i gave her an angry drunken skunk
by tinyrascalsavage September 4, 2016
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