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Drug Flies

The dark grey spots that appear in your vision, moving as if in fluid, when your eyes chase them as you try to look at them. They're, apparently, harmless blood clots caused by drinking/taking drugs.
What was that? Oh, just damn drug flies.
by jimjiminih May 23, 2011
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Penis Drug

A penis drug is the technical name for "dickweed" you see... dick=penis and weed=drug. so when you call someone a dickweed you're basically calling them a penis drug
Damn, that's one dickweed.... no I mean.... penis drug.
by analasiser October 31, 2020
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drug canary

Someone who samples a drug before someone else, to make sure it's safe.
We found some potentially shady shrooms, so Robert volunteered to be our drug canary and confirmed they were totally pure.
by samsonite312 August 31, 2020
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Drug Man

Mitchell. Mitchell is the true drug man. Always has been, always will be.
Mitchell: I am the true Drug Man. It’s still $15 a gram bitch.
*zips up fly*
by suryothomere August 11, 2020
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Philosopher's Drug

The "Philosopher's Drug" is the metaphorical drug that affects the mind of those that are philosophical or psychologically analytic. The drug cannot be induced by any means that a regular drug could. The drug is stored within philosophers' cerebral cortex (a part of the brain that partakes in the process of reasoning and logic).

The stored drug is then released between the times 9:00 PM - 12:00 AM. The drug enhances philosophers' ability to reason and allow them to trudge through the most unrealistic debates. The drug wears off at 12:00 AM due to lack of resources. The cerebral cortex then begins to regenerate and store "the Philosopher's Drug" for the next 21 hours, before releasing it in the philosophers' blood stream for another (approximate) three hours the next night.

The Philosopher's Drug only applies to those who are considered philosophical. There is no "self-diagnosis" to having or not having this drug. It takes another mind to determine whether your cerebral cortex produces the drug or not. Once determined, the decision is final.
Mark, stop talking about all this "new age of enlightenment" crap, it's the philosopher's drug kicking in.
by NovaQuoQubaLeo April 30, 2012
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drug trafficker

a person who deals in drug trafficking, trafficks narcotics or any other types of drugs like marijuana or cocaine threw a border into another counrty
El Americano is a song about a drug trafficker
by Brandon Guzman December 20, 2016
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Floor Drugs

Drugs that are found on the ground, usually at Electronic Music Dance shows. They can be either in a bagged or out in the open state.
When I was up near the stage I looked down and found these floor drugs. I'm going to have the best night of my life!
by Adnatviek October 5, 2013
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