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dick drugs

What some people call, "dick medication" -- that is, drugs like Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, etc. designed to give men with perpetually limp dicks the ability to get a boner.
{Husoos}: Hey Hoolio, don't forget to take some dick drugs to work with you. Chug one of those bitches down when you leave so that you can cornhole me when you get home.

{Hoolio}: Alright, got 'em in my pocket. Love ya Husoos!
by Telephony February 26, 2017
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Drug Man

Mitchell. Mitchell is the true drug man. Always has been, always will be.
Mitchell: I am the true Drug Man. It’s still $15 a gram bitch.
*zips up fly*
by suryothomere August 11, 2020
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Drug Flies

The dark grey spots that appear in your vision, moving as if in fluid, when your eyes chase them as you try to look at them. They're, apparently, harmless blood clots caused by drinking/taking drugs.
What was that? Oh, just damn drug flies.
by jimjiminih May 23, 2011
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Drug-radio

(n.) The aural hallucination of distant music or talking experienced by the drug user after a big weekend.
"Yeah, my day has been ok, but the fucking drug-radio is doing my head in!"
by Mrs Pepperbottom November 24, 2017
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Philosopher's Drug

The "Philosopher's Drug" is the metaphorical drug that affects the mind of those that are philosophical or psychologically analytic. The drug cannot be induced by any means that a regular drug could. The drug is stored within philosophers' cerebral cortex (a part of the brain that partakes in the process of reasoning and logic).

The stored drug is then released between the times 9:00 PM - 12:00 AM. The drug enhances philosophers' ability to reason and allow them to trudge through the most unrealistic debates. The drug wears off at 12:00 AM due to lack of resources. The cerebral cortex then begins to regenerate and store "the Philosopher's Drug" for the next 21 hours, before releasing it in the philosophers' blood stream for another (approximate) three hours the next night.

The Philosopher's Drug only applies to those who are considered philosophical. There is no "self-diagnosis" to having or not having this drug. It takes another mind to determine whether your cerebral cortex produces the drug or not. Once determined, the decision is final.
Mark, stop talking about all this "new age of enlightenment" crap, it's the philosopher's drug kicking in.
by NovaQuoQubaLeo April 30, 2012
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drug trafficker

a person who deals in drug trafficking, trafficks narcotics or any other types of drugs like marijuana or cocaine threw a border into another counrty
El Americano is a song about a drug trafficker
by Brandon Guzman December 20, 2016
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Drug-wog

Like a drug dog but much cheaper and more expendable than their canine counterparts. like drug dogs you cut open there stomach and inside, store ilegal narcotics. Very cheap, very effective, and most of all, very funny
Dealer 1: So, you get the dog into the country?

Dealer 2: na man

Dealer 1: you said you had the stuff!

Dealer 2: i do, meet tyrone, my finest drug-wog
by chubby thy legend September 19, 2009
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