Driving Braille

When in a car with someone else driving, and the driver starts driving over the bumps on the lane divider, you can yell out "Driving Braille!", in an indication that he is driving over the bumps, creating a rapid bump bump bump noise.

(Braille is the bumpy writing that vision-impaired people use to read)

John is driving back from a late concert through semi-windy roads with Jill in the passenger seat, John starts driving over the lane divider which causes the car to mildly vibrate and a rapid bump bump sound to start.

Jill: "Driving Braille much?"
John: "Shuttup I'm tired"

by JoeBCC June 13, 2008

driving loop

Another name for the course traveled during the blunt ride, used when speaking in front of parents, pigs...etc

Josh-yo are we going to go on that blunt ride now?

Me- Shut the Fuck up josh, my moms in the other room, if she asks what you were talking about just say its a driving loop..

by Jigga Jerm May 12, 2006

non driving bastard

any time somebody does something ridiculous in there car. from turning, to parking, to backing, whatever

What the hell is that non driving bastard doing, I could park better then that blind folded!

by Zman January 29, 2005

Cat Driving a Bus

A frantic or silly act

That guy needs to relax, he looks like a cat driving a bus

by River Bandit September 23, 2010

Driving into a cloud

1. The phrase one uses when one desires to escape a commitment without hurting the other parties feelings.
WARNING: May be taken as joke. Prepare alternate excuse as back up (see seven disc CD changer, or attack by pants).
CAUTION: Do NOT attempt to drive into a could unless you have an airplane.

Sorry, Adriane, I can't go geocaching with you today. I'm driving into a cloud.

by CrimeFightingTaskForce November 23, 2011

anal drawering

The act of credit carding (sliding through the rectum crack) yourself on a drawer that is protruding out of desk.

Bobyn is bending down and accidentally starts anal drawering.

by Ryan Guinan January 11, 2009

Diarrhea Driving

The act of driving a car real fast -- over speeding, exponentially at times.

"Hey *friend's name*, stop diarrhea driving!! I have a wife and kids to feed."

by theBundyCurse July 26, 2009