deck

the wood panel for a skate board which the person stand apon, this affixes to the trucks

by jomba May 9, 2003

Cunnilumpkin Decker

A variation of the cunnilumpkin in which a woman receives cunnilingus while she deposits feces into the upper tank of a toilet. This is the female version of the blumpkin decker, and is far more difficult.

A combination of the cunnilumpkin and an upper decker.

The hostess of the luncheon offended Mary and in turn embarrased her husband, so the two of them snuck off to the master bathroom did a shameless cunnilumpkin decker.

by Mental Pickpocket October 30, 2004

Flight Deck

Main Entry: Flight Deck
Function: Noun
Date: Post Vietnam Era

The mental ward of a V.A. hosptial (usually the top floor) were vets go to get medication adjustments, escape from the world, drink coffee and smoke incessantly.

The catch phrase Flight Deck is so popular that it's even begun to spread into civilian nut huts.

1: Joe: Have you seen Harold lately?

John: He's on the flight deck.

Joe: I've wondered where he's been.

2: (Medication time is announced on the ward)

Patient#1: Medication time! Oh boy, CAT one ready to launch!!!

Patient#2: I hope it's not another FOD (Fuckin Over Dose).

Patient#3: Look at John, he's so over medicated that he's drooling and doesn't know where he is, fucking VA!

Patient#4: Yea, he's gear adrift all right.

Patient#5: says to med. nurse, "I'm refusing meds, fuck you!"

(Sound of P/A static on speakers) Med Nurse: Patient 5 has waved off, repeat, Patient 5 has waved off.

by bolillo loco December 28, 2009

black-n-decker pecker wrecker

braces in the female mouth....if used during felatio, will shred the man's penis

"dude, your sister is a black-n-decker pecker wrecker"

by Jincks, the owner of your souls October 5, 2003

Dereck

Dereck's are intelligent men who are honor bound to what they say. A Dereck you see on the street is not the Dereck you will see in a bar. He wears many faces. If you are a close friend of a Dereck you will know that they are someone you could rely on. Something to look for is the cockiness of this man, for he will over exaggerate his experiences, and make it seem like he is the best. Well ... thats because he is. Moral judgement and a strength of will is compensation for not going with his gut feeling on any givin situation. All around good guy but, lacks the ability to be social at any given time.

Jessica frowned with dissatisfaction at Karli, "I don't get it ... He a genuine nice guy when we are hanging out with each other one on one, but when he's with his friends ... it seems like he makes jokes just to get the laugh even if it's on me."
Karli nodded with understanding, for she has dealt with many Derecks before, "Sounds like a regular asshole to me."

by Dereck Kavalich October 17, 2008

decked

to get punched ususally in the face once and fall to the floor

I DECKED my brother yesterday it was cool

by butt muncher545 December 16, 2008

Upper Decker

When attending a persons home of who you dislike, take a shit in the toliet tank instead of the bowl. This is by far going out of the park and into the upperdeck where it will not be known until long after you depart their house.

When your wife makes you go to her boss's party who you would like to kill, go to the bathroom and leave him an Upper Decker and you'll know who the joke is really on.

by Noah Burnett May 9, 2006