Shit hit the drain

Malaphor of the idioms "Shit hit the fan" and "Down the drain"

When something so nasty works out so right it is as if you took a shit and it went straight down the drain as it fell.

"Bro I told Brittany I wanted to tie her legs to the ceiling, strip her down, and coat her in cream cheese and the broad says she wants to see me Friday night! The shit hit the drain for real this time man."

by LemmeStikMyToungueInYoButthole January 6, 2022

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Get the Shit hit the drainmug.

laugh like a drain

To laugh like a crazy ass bitch that everyone around you get uncomfortable

The joke made him laugh like a drain!

by iayman90 May 27, 2016

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Get the laugh like a drainmug.

Money Drain Patrol

Not to be confused with "Money Drain" (an incompetent woman shopping for their one planned item, but leaving with 10+ items continuously), nor used independently or by pairing the former duo with "Patrol" (which is snatching pencils from nerds), "the" Money Drain Patrol are large groups of workers that are tied to any organization where the primary objective of said organisation is to take people's money via "anti-services" (definition pending), without the use of compassion, common sense or discretion.

Such organisations include, but are not limited to, City Council Groups, Airports and Taxi Companies.

"I had to pay $200 for my oversized bag, guess who? None other than the Money Drain Patrol, standing there smiling, delighted to shit over my day and empty my pockets over one centimeter"

"Getting a taxi is such an anti-service, just another excuse for the Money Drain Patrol to earn a dishonest dollar by shitting on my wallet - I only like 1km away and it took an hour"

by Mr. Straight Def October 5, 2021

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