Dickey Douche

Someone who is both a dick and a douche at the same time. Someone who may refuse to take the blame and passes it to another.

"Hey AshPen, did you leave that tissue on the table?"

"No, AdiKali did it."

"Don't Lie, I saw you, you DICKEY DOUCHE."

by LOLOL91123 April 20, 2009

Class-A Douchebag

When one has reached an unparalleled level of Douchebaggery, they become a Class-A Douchebag, or the king of Douchebags.

Kayne West should be promoted to a Class-A Douchebag after the MTV VMAs.

by MacMaster September 13, 2009

douchebro

when you have a bro who is also a total douchebag. Basically your stereotypical fratboy Big and with muscles and wears really tight polo shirts with popped collars and way too much cologne. Looks down on other people who are not his fellow bros and thinks he is God's gift to the universe. Most likely has has some form of venereal disease at some point, and will tell girls whatever they want to hear to get them to sleep with them.

hey man, Stacey must not have very good BrONAR cuz that dude she is with is such a douchebro...he's only telling her what she wants to hear so he can get to sharpen her with his pork sword. She thinks he's sincere but he's only interested in the hump'n'dump.

by shoelace September 30, 2008

douche station

a place where a woman (who is being a cunt) goes to clean out her vagina

"Hey Veronica, you're really being a fucking cunt today. You should probably go to the douche station to get your vagina cleaned out ASAP!"

by lutherghetto5 August 8, 2009

Douche Lights

Annoyingly bright headlights that some idiots choose to customize their cars with while blinding everybody else on the road

I was driving home last night when this asshole with douche lights pulls up behind me and tails me for two exits. I couldn't see a fucking thing.

by Buck Naked 212 September 9, 2009

douchelusional

a delusional douchebag who is very narcissitic, rude, lame, tired, and foul, ie. Kanye West

Kanye West is the most douchelusional performer on the planet!

by Ez2517 September 14, 2009

Doucheneck

Doucheneck is an extra low cut V neck t-shirt that is worn by a guy who wears it in a derisive, sarcastic manner with attitude directed at everyone. It can accompany skinny jeans, scene style, or general metrosexuality.

"That guy in the doucheneck just spilled his drink on my friend without apologizing."

by Jspaz October 4, 2009