dookey chute bandit

A man who, after walking by a woman, can't help but check out the booty. This dysfunction is most often found in the black male.

Fisayo, nigga you stay looking at ass...such a dookey chute bandit!

by MauMau4 February 14, 2008

fook a dook

literally translates to 'fuck a duck'. used as an expression of surprise.

Fook a Dook! I screwed up in the game.

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

dooby snacks

multiple joints in a sandwich bag

Hey check my bag of dooby snacks

by maggot December 4, 2004

doody booty

1. Someone who just finished shitting and the doody scent is still fresh in their ass; even though they wiped!
2. Someone who is in the act of shitting, and someone catches them....i.e. work, home, at friends house
3. Someone whose booty just looks like it stinks from afar. It could be their jeans, the way their but is shaped, or the way their pants fit their body. Or, if they even walk funny, like they got shit up their ass!

1. Oh no, take a shower before you go getting yo' doody booty back in the bed! You just shitted!
2. Hey everybody, I was just in the ladies room and Sally was in their taking a dump......Doody Booty!!
3. Why does he walk like that? Like he got something stuck up his ass or something!!! Doody Booty!

by bigfox May 22, 2007

Drop a Doocy

when Press Secretary Jen Psaki runs Peter Doocy through the woodchipper

Pete Doocy—Fixed Noise asshole "correspondent" and press-pool troll—asked Jen Psaki if she considered network's christmas tree burning to be a mark on Biden's record. her Drop a Doocy reply: "have you checked Murdoch's whereabouts? probably an inside job. next question"

by Uncle Joosie December 13, 2021

Doofy

An individual who posesses many dull unique characteristics, none more important than being a goofy bastard and uncoordinated beyond belief.

A person.... no wait, retard who stumbles around in utter cluelessness.

Ex. Todd Rubel (Westport, CT)

by jesse and zack November 12, 2004

liquidy dook

When your poop is like a chocolate milkshake and slides with very much ease out of the anus.

"I can't have any more milkshakes from steak n shake because I've had liquidy dooks for a week now."

by Treyfus July 1, 2005