Domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd

Noun

A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.

I'm feeling a little extra domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd today on account of having slept only 2.5 hours.

by Hieronymous June 24, 2025

Domestically horny

The feeling when you get a new cleaning product, or appliance, and the urge to use it overtakes your mind body and soul

I saved up my washing because I knew when the tumble dryer arrived I would be domestically horny

by Lizziebopeep November 11, 2025

Domestic Adventurism

Domestic Adventurism (noun): The strategic deployment of national militarized forces within a nation’s own territory, where the primary intent is to provoke escalation, civilian resistance to gain emergency powers, create propaganda, institutional or personal aggrandizement, or demonstrate impunity rather than the stated reason for the operations.

Origin: Coined in 2025 in response to militarized federal operations in American cities.

The deployment of federal forces in the South Shore neighborhood of Chicago was a clear act of Domestic Adventurism, designed to provoke a confrontation and justify the expansion of federal power, rather than to ensure public safety.

by FluidHistory November 19, 2025

cultive domesticity

a cult of women who stay at home all day cooking, cleaning, and making sandwiches.

Go join the cultive domesticity and make me a sandwich.

by Miss Kohl Nolan November 11, 2010

Virtual domestic violence

Domestic violence between two people that aren't in the same house.

Cases of virtual domestic violence were on the rise since the coronavirus started, and guys were now virtually beating the shit out of their imaginary wives/imaginary lovers. Americans are not already worried enough about the wrong kind of shit, they need more of it to worry about, like virtual domestic violence.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020

Slantis Domesticus

Americanized Phillipino or anyone with slanted eyes.

What is that Slantis Domesticus over there eating? Milkfish!!!!

by anonymous May 4, 2021

Alien Domestication

The process by which humans selectively breed, genetically modify, or behaviorally train extraterrestrial organisms for utility, companionship, or agricultural purposes. It's the extension of the ancient human-animal partnership to the stars. This could involve tailoring a fast-breeding, methane-processing Martian "moss" to produce breathable air, or taming a hexapedal, docile grazer to serve as a beast of burden on a low-gravity world. It's making the alien useful and familiar, blurring the line between foreign life and a resource.

Example: In the Frontiers Saga, settlers on a new planet selectively breeding the native "Grunts" for their nutritious milk and sturdy hides is Alien Domestication. On a microbial level, it could involve culturing extremophile bacteria from Europa to use as living filters in a water reclamation plant.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026