Horribly depressing store with prices just low enough to keep you coming back but high enough to make you have to move to the projects. Only less common than McDonald's.
There's only two employees per store; They're all paid minimum wage with no health insurance. If you break a leg, you'll be fired. If you have to use the restroom, you'll need to ask for a key. If you're lucky, the toilet will be laced with hepatitis and crap. If you're unlucky, the restroom will be "out of order :(".
Dollar General is the Waffle House of retail.
It hurts the local economy.
There's only two employees per store; They're all paid minimum wage with no health insurance. If you break a leg, you'll be fired. If you have to use the restroom, you'll need to ask for a key. If you're lucky, the toilet will be laced with hepatitis and crap. If you're unlucky, the restroom will be "out of order :(".
Dollar General is the Waffle House of retail.
It hurts the local economy.
by Hot 7 October 25, 2023
Get the Dollar Generalmug. I got bumped up to Mark's position after he got caught with all that PCP. Now I'm making a long-dollar and got the corner office.
by an_lemon December 4, 2020
Get the Long-dollarmug. by TyreeDBS April 8, 2019
Get the earth dollarmug. Dude 1: hey uhh you kinda ow me 5 dollars
Dude2: uhh no I don't
Dude1: yes yo bitch ass do
Dude2: ima slap you so fucking hard that you'll fly to another planet
Dude1: ima whoop your ass like real talk rn, when I punch you you'll break the gravitational pull of earth ho
Dude2: uhh no I don't
Dude1: yes yo bitch ass do
Dude2: ima slap you so fucking hard that you'll fly to another planet
Dude1: ima whoop your ass like real talk rn, when I punch you you'll break the gravitational pull of earth ho
by Wtf is a pseudonym lmfao January 4, 2022
Get the 5 Dollarsmug. poo dollar is a serious game only some people can play. you put either real poo or fake poo in a dollar, put it in a public place and watch people pick it up, once they do you laugh your ass off at them, and scream poo dollar!
Ginny: omg poo dollar is the funnist thing in the world!
Shannon: Ginny u copyed that game from taylor your a stupid copyer, you cant play it at all you dont even scream POO DOLLAR! when they pick it up
Ginny: I think I'm good at it!
Shannon: You suck.
Shannon: Ginny u copyed that game from taylor your a stupid copyer, you cant play it at all you dont even scream POO DOLLAR! when they pick it up
Ginny: I think I'm good at it!
Shannon: You suck.
by BTTB92 June 30, 2006
Get the poo dollarmug. Company which, through the miracle of capitalism, has managed to grow and thrive, despite being the last frontier on which a human with any intelligence whatsoever would make a purchase.
Although Buck knew that everything he buys from the Dollar General will break within a week, he still takes the opportunity to complete all his Christmas shopping there.
by Kebo April 25, 2004
Get the Dollar Generalmug. noun. The amount of "karma" you have saved up in your life. Generally obtained by doing good deeds such as saving a life, giving to a charity, or helping an old person cross the street. Lost by performing acts of selfishness and immorality such as illegal activities, "screwing someone over", infidelity, etc.
Technically speaking, if one obtains a large amount of moral dollars, they can spend these moral dollars with less concern as they are "doing more good than bad." Obviously a flawed philosophy with little ethical sense but used to rationalize vices.
Technically speaking, if one obtains a large amount of moral dollars, they can spend these moral dollars with less concern as they are "doing more good than bad." Obviously a flawed philosophy with little ethical sense but used to rationalize vices.
Jon P: Dude, I just banged that hot skinny Asian chick...she was amazing.
Andy Y: Man, moral dollars dude. You're in a relationship.
Jon P: Whatever, I saved three people last week, that's gotta be a least a few hundred thousand moral dollars!
Andy Y: Man, moral dollars dude. You're in a relationship.
Jon P: Whatever, I saved three people last week, that's gotta be a least a few hundred thousand moral dollars!
by starflyer April 28, 2013
Get the Moral Dollarsmug.