Strumph Diddling

This act requires you to remove your clothes while lifting a naked man above your head who's wearing a party hat on his genitals. While doing this a school boy octopus rubs your nipple from behind and places a tentacle inside the man above your head.

I'm going to down to the local fish market to acquire an octopus for some Strumph Diddling tonight.

by Strumphdiddler April 16, 2017

Squiddly-Diddly

The act of Squidward Tentacles riding a cow with a pen lid

“Check that crazy Squiddly-Diddly!”

by Thechanks October 2, 2017

squidilly diddilly

A word commonly used to refer to a wet penis or like objects such as cooked spaghetti.

Im gonna go to the park and a squidilly diddilly.

by Slacc October 21, 2018

Dang Diddly Darn it

The most whitest and country way to say “oh shoot”. Can be used angrily or in a joking matter depending on tone.

I just dropped my phone in the toilet! Dang diddly darn it!

by Horton_Hears_A_Who November 7, 2019

skittle diddle decimal system

The female equivalent of a spank bank.

That pic of Jason Momoa in a loin cloth is filed away in my skittle diddle decimal system.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama February 17, 2020

The Diddler

Diddle Kid’s arch nemesis

Dan: “the town is being held captive by the Riddler

The Diddler: No it’s not, it’s me, the diddler!

by Mememan64 October 28, 2020

Child Diddler

Child rapist/molester

That priest is a child diddler, he diddled that young boy

by CHUKUWUEMEKA March 8, 2022