Apple device

An overpriced scam that doesn't come with a charger

A device such as an iPhone with 3 cameras, because they expect you to be filming Marvel movies.

A device which has a battery that last for 0.69 milliseconds.

That guy has an Apple device because he's trying to flex.

by totally not a mod April 23, 2021

Hot Desking

Hot desking is an sexual organization system which involves multiple workers using a single physical worker as station or surface during different time periods. Can be Houdini, Slime Share time share, Wife Swap, Train, Gang Bang, or Bukake. We dont kink shame.

Oh Damn Bobs Wife is slidin in your dm's too!!!. That ho be hot desking all around.

by Moxification June 17, 2021

Shoe Deviant

A Shoe Deviant is someone that has a shoe fetish. Usually uses shoes as a sex aid or likes being walked on. May ware shoes whilst masturbating.

Dave the Shoe Deviant comes home from work closes the the curtains and inserts a stiletto heel inside himself and cums on the floor.

by Shlim May 19, 2022

Looching Device

In Gujarati, "looch" means to wipe or wipe away so when you need a towel to wipe your dishes, you can use a "looching device"

"Can you please pass me the looching device?"

by yashxviii :) August 16, 2022

neck down device

a females boy toy that is there to perform not to think. One that never argues when given a command by a female his only response is Oh K.

Girl says:" Hey you can you fill up my drink and while you're there clean up the kitchen and make sure I'm satisfied in how the job is done"

Neck down device says: Oh K

by Quimmy650 August 22, 2009

Uterine Homing Device

The possibly-mythical anatomical organ that allows mothers and wives to find any lost object

Mom! Where's my homework? Use your Uterine Homing Device to find it! Or, Honey, I lost my car keys! Where are they. Turn on your Uterine Homing Device.

by Bruce Alan July 7, 2016

CL1T Pointing Device

That little button in the middle of a laptop keyboard that you can use to move your cursor instead of the mouse or trackpad, which is used by caressing it with your middle finger in different directions.

My mouse doesn't work!
I know, I'll use the CL1T Pointing Device instead .

by HuxterNZ May 7, 2018