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Implements of destruction

Various things, objects, or utensils used to obtain a buzz or get high with
Scotty wanted to get high before he went out that night so he went to his drawer to grab his implements of destruction
by Stiffy_theStifone May 4, 2022
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Barcode destruction

This is the time when you are at a store and you have enabled the power to legally proceed through the store without having to pay and you have the receipt of the items you have taken.
The last time he was there he enhanced barcode destruction
by Judy forehead December 21, 2020
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Destructions

A booklet, sometimes written in several languages, that details in confusing terms how to assemble something.
I used the destructions to put the entertainment center together and now the TV won't fit in it.
by AtticusJ July 6, 2016
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reputation destruction

When a man or woman(usually women) use social media to make a man or woman feel less about themselves due to certain circumstances.
She or he used reputation destruction to make herself look better over social media
by BrotherBear March 28, 2022
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Description: A male endowed with length, girth, and brutal natural stamina that lead to UPD. Not to be confused with Cod (note the small “d” for the small dick).
• Parameters:
o Must be able to bring the female to vast number of orgasms through deep penetrating thrusts with a session of great duration, consisting of many positions.
o Associated female remarks:
 “OMG!”
 “Is that going to fit?”
 “It has its own zip code”
 “How do you walk with that?”
 “Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? Followed by: “Honey I just put the gun on the table, that is me” – True story!
• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen to the point where urinating is problematic.
o Walking, for the female, may be an issue.
OMG! You need to try this! His Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD) causes UPD for days! True story!
by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017
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C.D.D. (Compulsive Destructive Disorder)

C.D.D. aka (Compulsive Destructive Disorder) is the act of blowing shit up just to blow shit up!
C.D.D. (Compulsive Destructive Disorder) is the act of blowing shit up just to blow shit up!
Guy 1: Dude why did you destroy that car!

Guy 2: Sorry man I got C.D.D
by PattonM47 November 22, 2021
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