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Self Uteral Destruction

When a female (more commonly young less experienced stupid chick) does or knowingly lets others do freaky

stuff with her vaginal regions that could potentially cause harm. Generally sexual in nature. In most cases alcohol or other recreational drugs could be involved.
“Becky needs to chill out! There’s a difference between A one night stand and sleeping with the whole bar plus there mom too! It’s like she’s stuck in Self Uteral Destruction mode....”
by RhianneSaurusRex June 6, 2018
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Self destruction phase

The "Self destruction phase" is a phase in which people suddenly become distant or plain assholes with multiple of their so-called friends. This typically happens in High School.
Girl 1: Why has Abby been saying weird things to me and leaving me on read?
Girl 2: I heard she was in the Self destruction phase.
by LinkCanBackflip November 5, 2019
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weapon of mass destruction

big ass weapons that destroy other people or things with one blow and could leave big after affects
That is a big ass WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION that could basically nuke the fucking world!
by lolgangster16 November 19, 2019
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Description: A male endowed with length, girth, and brutal natural stamina that lead to UPD. Not to be confused with Cod (note the small “d” for the small dick).
• Parameters:
o Must be able to bring the female to vast number of orgasms through deep penetrating thrusts with a session of great duration, consisting of many positions.
o Associated female remarks:
 “OMG!”
 “Is that going to fit?”
 “It has its own zip code”
 “How do you walk with that?”
 “Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? Followed by: “Honey I just put the gun on the table, that is me” – True story!
• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen to the point where urinating is problematic.
o Walking, for the female, may be an issue.
OMG! You need to try this! His Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD) causes UPD for days! True story!
by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017
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crass destruction

A mass destruction, but done by a car accident, such as crashing into a wall and breaking it, a large car accident with many vehicles involved, etc.
My mom is a genius and created a crass destruction in the parking garage.
by Billiam Beaver June 10, 2017
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Destructive Fainter

A person prone to fainting in a manner that results in little or not harm to themselves, but causes catastrophic damage to property or bystanders.
"...Danica redeemed her fame as a Destructive Fainter when on her way down she broke the priceless mirror and damaged the wall."
by Wine Destroyer May 13, 2018
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Destructioneer

A destructioneer is a person who specializes in destruction. He/she will often be hired to do a person's dirty work, often being supplied by themselves but very rarely by other people.
My neighbor happens to be a destructioneer.
by Xenomorph_Spitter March 26, 2020
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