Mexican Crab Dangle

A position by which the male some how props his legs up to the point where the sack dangles below him as he pumps. The kicker is that lube is replaced with tabasco sauce.

In about three minutes there is going to be groans of pain or pleasure. I can't tell which it will be.

Why's that?

'Cuz I'll be hittin' you wit' the mexican crab dangle!

by KintaroTPC December 27, 2007

dingle-dangle

A type of blow job where a person puts a flacid penis into their mouth for the intention of oral sex.
They then wait for the penis to inflate in their mouth!

Dingle-dangles are commonly reminisant of 'shinkie dinks' those dinosaur sponges that grow in water

"Let me give you the dingle-dangle of your life, I would enjoy it ever-so-much!"

by bumjala May 30, 2006

danglesac

The condition that occurs when a man's nut bag dangles out from the bottom of his shorts.

Tell Ramon to put some underpants on, he's got a horrible case of danglesac!

by madt December 14, 2006

Dangle my dice

When a woman sucks a man's balls from underneath, like the dice on a rearview mirror.

"Dude, I'm totally gonna dangle my dice in that girl's mouth!"

by CUNT6664205252 January 27, 2009

Danglebrat

A little bitchy cunt that is pouty and "bratty" all the time, and likes to ruin everyone's day or at least try.

"That new kid is starting shit with everyone!"
"What a danglebrat."

by noper99 January 9, 2013

Chron dangles

the weed that looks lime green and white that smells like a skunk.. now thats some dangles wooooweee

im fuckin baked me n alex just smoked some chron dangles

by TYLERAKAMONGO July 26, 2006

Clit Dangler

a man that can not penetrate a woman properly, resulting in a dangling action.

Scott, "Bro, you bang the blondie last night?"
Eric, "Nah bro, i had a huge clit dangler."

by ALYSSASARAHMEGAN November 15, 2010