danish kiss

when he nuts in your mouth so you act like you swallowed, then go in for a kiss and give him the nut back

“bro my gf gave me the best blowjob of my life and she gave me a danish kiss and walked out!!”

“damn you swallowed cum?? boy you gay af”

by fuck denmark June 1, 2019

danussy

a version of the -ussy joke genre relating to people named dan.

me: wow, the new bastille album is so good isn’t it?! dan’s voice on it sounds amazing!

my friend: yeah, he really put his whole danussy into it

by danussy April 18, 2022

danish dream

(noun) The action of placing ones lips around another persons anus, sucking in their fart, and expelling said fart out of ones nostrils.

Aww bro... I got a mad fart brewin'... Get down here so you can take this Danish Dream like a champ!

by ScottyMate February 1, 2017

Danish Lemonade

When a man urinates into his partner's gaping asshole.

"OMG!!! I forgot he gave me a Danish Lemonade and when I stood up it poured down my legs!"

by Whale Whisperer June 29, 2017

danosexual

When you are sexually attracted to all things danish,especially the people

"That girl over there really REALLY loves Denmark...I wonder if she is danosexual

by Tsumugi February 6, 2020

Danish Deflection

The rare occurrence when one intends to ejaculate in a girl's mouth but misses, hitting her cheek, but magically deflecting onto a danish nearby. This has actually occurred only once in the history of mankind, because no one likes to have sex with a danish watching.

The Ancient Greek Jepherus Koblias is the only person known to have experienced the phenomenon known as "the Danish Deflection," before danishes even existed. Wait, what?

by Dr. Morris Piston Wadsworth January 19, 2009

danasha

The nice tall dark skin girl that don't do anything but will hurt you if she has too

Dang Danasha hurt Alex like hell

by theecrackhead_nyny🌚 May 12, 2017