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why did dad leave
dad by cladymore74 May 7, 2019
the man who left u when u were a child
mom: wheres ur dad at?
child: he went to the store when i was 3 and never came back.
the most asshole person I know and also the one who doesn't care and hits you and always is yelling at you, you know those ones, the ones where you get nervous whenever he is even just in the same room as you as you hope he doesn't take away your right to goddamn CLOSE YOUR DOOR JUST SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO SEE HIM
Dad by Sue froppy May 10, 2019
Mommy when is dad gonna be home

Mom;soon honey

13 years later still not home
Dad by Are u suicidal May 11, 2019
The one guy you can count on to make the worst joke or quip at the right time. While dads may not realize it either, they usually tell the same joke many times without noticing it, subsequently causing their kids (who have to put up with them) to have to laugh awkwardly. They are also usually seen spending way too much time on their phones or iPads playing games like Clash of Clans and Pokemon Go, never missing a war day or Pokestop no matter the situation. While dads may not always know what exactly is going on, or think everything through, they mean well and can give priceless life advice. Happy Father's Day, we love you.
Dad I'm horribly nauseous.
Hi horribly nauseous! I'm dad.
Dad by PreyTheGeyAwey May 11, 2019