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Twat Doc

Gynecologist. A doctor that specializes in the medical practice dealing with the health of the female reproductive systems (vagina, uterus and ovaries)
I couldn't get laid because my girlfriend had an appointment with the Twat Doc the next day.
by CableMonkey September 5, 2015
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doc

1. a doctor, a physician

2. a man, a fellow

3. a documentary
Hey doc, which way is it to the skating rink?
by Light Joker May 5, 2006
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Doc Blocking

Variation on the phrase cock blocking where a doctor is prevented from carrying out a medical procedure usually due to a hospital administrator or lack of patient consent.
"I was going to try the new experimental treatment but the patient's parents are totally doc blocking me."
by Alejandro89 March 7, 2009
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Doc

The name of a GI Joe character that has a penchant, for telling kids not to "hit it," with reggae.
The song goes as:
"Jamaica mon fus, mi naily ded wid laugh,
a watching de people rush de door like harbour shark,
So come!
Fun time deh yah, a time fi di bus ride,
sunshine deh yah, a time fi di bus ride.
Suhshine deh yah, a time fi di bus ride,
fun time deh yah, a time fi di bus ride,
Go!
Hey, it's Doc.
by Jools Mandelbrot April 1, 2004
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ER-Doc

(Emergency Room Doctor) A derogatory term used to describe someone who is up to date or knows what's going on in a situation, but loves to inform others of their perceptiveness. Usually used sarcastically.
Example 1
Horatio: This John Doe obviously died of auto erotic asphyxiation*puts on sunglasses* What a wanker...

Bystander: Wow! That Horatio detective dude is a real ER-Doc. He definitely has his finger on the pulse.

Horatio: Arrest that bystander! He must have committed the murder! Only a wanker would make a pun that bad!

Example 2
Nurse: Quick! This patient is flat-lining!

ER Doctor:*checking pulse of patient* Hurry up people! This patient is dying!
by Shogun Yeti June 26, 2009
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Poopy Doc Scoopy

Poopy Doc Scoopy (also known as simply Poop Doc) is a radioactive turd that was created by Doctor Ass Nugget. He has the ability to launch a barrage of turd tarts and smells like the ass of a fat lady with chronic diarrhea.
Person #1: What is that fucking smell?
Person #2: That my friend, is the smell of Poopy Doc Scoopy.
Person #1: That's one hell of a turd.
by Poopy Doc Scoopy July 23, 2010
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doc

a word you use to refere to one of your homies
by parker mitchell April 26, 2008
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