Freakin' Cupcakes! 

1) When you do something taking an absurd amount of effort and end up with little or no reward.

2) When a guy stands you up for the latest floozy in a miniskirt.

3) A humorous expletive used as an interjection in either of the above or similar cases.

(Boy:) I know we made plans to go hiking a couple weeks ago, but I just met someone special and I don't get to see her much - I'm gonna spend the day with her instead. I hope you understand.

(Girl:) Oh, it's alright, I understand. (Subtext: of course I understand you idiot, she's like a 34 DD with legs half a mile long. Jerk.)

((Out of earshot of said boy)) Freakin' Cupcakes! Again?!? Man, this happened to me not two weeks ago!

Freakin' Cupcakes! by 1point618 September 2, 2010

Meatloaf Cupcake 

A delicious mini meatloaf snuggly nestled in a cupcake tin, with creamy mashed potatoes piped on top for frosting. Your whole family will love it.

We're going to surprise that vegetarian Amy for her birthday by making some meatloaf cupcakes.

Meatloaf Cupcake by visarts September 8, 2013

Chocolate Cupcake 

When a man poops in a toilet then proceeds to ejaculate on the poop. This Frosting the Chocolate Cupcake.

My day just doesn't feel right if I skip my morning chocolate cupcake.

Chocolate Cupcake by thewalrus April 8, 2017

smell the cupcake 

when someone is getting head, and just as they finish they jam their schlong into the givers sniffer and blow their load up her nose

man, last night i totally made this chick smell the cupcake

smell the cupcake by Raymond jenkins01 March 2, 2011

Throwing Cupcakes

To Fart in ones hand and throw it in someones face.

After dinner he had gas and was throwing Cupcakes.

Throwing Cupcakes by Detective Scrotes May 14, 2006

Cupcake-gasm 

An orgasmic feeling cause by having, thinking of, or loving cupcakes, could be sexual or just awesomely happening. Overal its awesome and should be had by everyone who likes cupcakes, characterised by longing or eating of cupcakes, squealing, cupcake cosmetics and just cupcakey things!

"Whenever I pass a bakery, I get cupcake-gasms"

Cupcake-gasm by DropDeadMisa May 26, 2009

melted cupcake

When someone shits on your driveway on a hot summer day and leaves it there

Not only did that kid piss on my lawn but he left a melted cupcake

melted cupcake by qfx8001 June 3, 2005