crouse

to be one of the best looking studs at the school

wow, that guy is a real crouse

by chelsey coke May 27, 2008

Cousin

a person in your life that is simultaneously one of your best friends because they are of your blood and therefore automatically connected to you, but also essentially a sibling to you - someone that God has blessed you with as a ready-made friend"

"my best friend is my cousin. Do I need say anything else"?

by MrSylhottie786 January 11, 2018

cooter cousin

When two girls have slept with the same guy.

OMG you slept with Taylor too? We are cooter cousins now.

by Rachel Sawyer November 18, 2009

cousin

Your best friend. The one you call for all your problems. The one you can tell anything and absolutely everything to. Your bestie? She's more than that. She's your sister. She's the only one who will tell you your fat, or ugly, or smell bad. She's the only one who will tell you your boyfriends a jackass. She'll beat the crap out of anyone hating on you and you'll do the same for her. She's more than just family. She's your fucking life.

Person 1: "Who is your best friend?"
PErson 2: "My cousin obviously...

by holllaaa;) June 19, 2011

mexican cousin

a Mexican liquor distilled from the fermented sap of an agave; tequila.

I wanna kiss my mexican cousin once again

by Petabread July 18, 2006

Cousinism

When your horrible cousins treat you UNEQUALLY

My cousins commited cousinism when I was not invited to the cousin party.

by Ninamaria November 24, 2018

Cousin Al

Generally regarded as a ponce

My Cousin Al always borrows money from me and never pay it back

by [e-mail] January 2, 2020