crusty diego

when you jizz and let it dry on your penis, then have ear sex with your mexican slave named diego

man i hope this jizz dries soon so i can go have a crusty diego

by wickedwade August 13, 2011

Crusty Sandusky

The act of an older person having sex with a much younger person.

Just the act of having sex in a derogatory way

Your grandfather gave me a Crusty Sandusky.

by dons2014 November 12, 2011

crusty barbie

A "crusty barbie" is when you cum on a barbie doll so much that overtime the barbie is coated in a thick layer of cum so it looks like a caveman in a block of ice

Mate I've cum so much on that barbie doll it's become a crusty barbie

by Dirtyrastaa August 7, 2017

Crusty Snowman

To Ejaculate into a thin glass or tube, freeze over night and then use as a sex toy the next day.

Kate: "Hey can use this ice in my drink?"
Will: "Hell no!! That's my Crusty Snowman for later"

by Dillyboi February 13, 2019

crusty ear

Someone cumming on your ear and you let it dry out

He came on my ear and I let it dry. Now I have a crusty ear

by A Southall May 23, 2018

Crusty Muppet

A sock used by a male for masturbation.

My mom was shocked when she found my Crusty Muppet.

by RobsWorldIRL April 14, 2022

vanilla crusty

A description of an old white bitch

do you see that vanilla crusty over there? She looks like she's from a wendy's.

by cardnumber January 3, 2021