craps

the runs, the shits, the trots, what happens when you eat too much taco bell and cant get off the john.

Oh man, i had to skip a date cause i had the craps.

by AndrewB May 28, 2005

Crapster

Crapster is a surname, or last name. It can also be a place name as in the "Crapster Family Cemetery" in Howard Co., MD.

Crapster is a surname in my Colonial American family of Maryland and New Jersey. My great grandmother's maiden name was Florence Warfield Crapster (1864-1925). Florence's surname has been traced back to her great great grandparents, Ruliff & Abigel Crapster of Maryland and New Jersey. Ruliff and Abigel Crapster were most likely from the Netherlands.
At the present time I have several living relatives across America with the last name of Crapster.
In the 1800's some members of the family changed the "p" to a "b" and now spell their last name as "Crabster".
The "Crapster" and " Crabster" names appears many times in the official US Census from 1790 to the present day.

by R. W Faber March 19, 2008

crapstick

A log. Crapstick usually refers to the long and straight variety of logs. Different from a splat or the squitters. (Once used in a book by Jack Kerouac.)

I built a raft out of crapsticks and sailed the mighty Merrimack.

by Just Joe September 7, 2003

crankshaft

YEAH that's right CRANKSHAFT!!
Someone who's being a real duche.
Someone who's getiing really annoying.

"You're being a real CRANKSHAFT man!"
"Oh man, here comes CRANKSHAFT."or..
"Hey man,let's ditch CRANKSHAFT over there."

by see ya! May 22, 2003

crankshaft

A heterosexual "sex move/position" similar to 69 except where the male, on the bottom, normally would eat out the pussy of the female, he instead inserts an eggbeater(wire wisk) into the pussy and proceeds to crank it to the delight of his partner.

Alan tried this great new move on his gf. He called it the "crankshaft."

by give me thumbs up January 4, 2005

crapsmith

Similar to a poopsmith but obviously cooler because of the usage of the prefix crap-.

Billy-Bob: what kind of a poopsmith are you!?
Jilly-Jon: i ain't no muthafuckin' poopsmith! If you gon' call me somethin' call me a crapsmith! so much cooler!

by peggie April 27, 2007

crapshit

1) lacking the necessary repertoire of rhyming words and/ or urban slang to effectively rap about red bull and/or other people's children

2) the quality of one's actions/speech/or movement in which the perpetrator is devoid of any flow,style, or artistic ability whatsoever.

2) a combination of crap and shit formed in the lower intestine and ushered out the anus daily

1) "i can't rap for crapshit, it's like tap dancing, i can't do that shit...either"

2) billy thought his last interpretive dance movement was poignant and refreshing, most everybody else thought it was crapshit

3) i just took one hell of a crapshit

by darnell tibbins August 23, 2011