Auto-Cockblock Asphyxiation

The act of doing something so incredibly stupid while trying to get with a girl that it ruins your chances with said female.
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At the party, Mark was hooking up with this girl. When he tried to ask her to come back to his place, he couldn't remember her name. She got so pissed, she stormed off. He totally auto-cockblock asphyxiated himself!
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Everything was going great with Lauren untill we got in the cab. We were making out in the back for a few minutes when all of the sudden I got the spins real bad from all of those tequila shots. I tried to hold it back, but I threw up all over her. Now she won't answer any of my calls or texts. I completely auto-cockblock asphyxiated myself!

by bar terminology October 18, 2011

Crackalackin'

In simple terms... The absence of white folk.

"Hey Jamarcus this place is crackalackin'!"

"Jamal I fully agree. Not a whitey in sight"

by Carloso February 11, 2010

crackalackin

used in place of "what's up?" or, "how are you doing, young sir?" see also Cripalatin.

"what's crackalackin?"

by Liz aka Cracker March 19, 2003

crackalackin'

groovy, hoppin'

This place is crackalackin'

by chunkette2005 March 22, 2010

Crackalackin’

When your jeans are too low, and your butt crack shows.

Showing one’s butt crack

Mom to daughter: Maria, pull up your pants , you’re crackalackin’.

by Gregt1000 November 25, 2017

Jace the cockblock

Jace, a character from the show Shadowhunters, constantly cockblocks the most shipped couple, Malec.
Malec = Alec (Jace's best friend and adopted brother) and Magnus (mystical warlock)

Jace the cockblock keeps stopping malec moments.

by cayibo January 16, 2019

cockblocker

to try to stop one from getting booty

stop cockblokin nigga

by bernard December 3, 2003