Cobra Cousins

When two men have had sex, specifically gay sex, with the same man they are now Cobra Cousins. An unbreakable bond to be cherished forever

"Hey, how do you know Chet?"
"OH, we've both had magical nights with Brent"
"So you're Cobra Cousins? "
"Cobra Cousins for life"

by Ana!A March 15, 2021

sticking cousins

Blood cousins who have sex with each other.

They were just kissing cousins, but after a drunken night in bed together they became sticking cousins.

by Rynesdad May 28, 2016

Amish Cousins

When two or more people are molested by the same person. It’s a similar concept to Eskimo bros.

Hey, I heard you guys are Eskimo Bros.

No, we are Amish Cousins... My uncle is a bastard

*High five bro*

by badn'booty December 18, 2019

vodka cousin

A Vodka Cousin is like a Vodka Aunt, only cooler. Classier than your average Weed Cousin, they're the oldest child in the your family; probably love the eighties, and have no filter.

They're the embodiment of the Vodka Aunt ideal, they're just 18. They're partying like it's still 1999, but they were born in 2001. They're alternative, Timmy. Step off.

"I'm not a Vodka Aunt, I'm your Vodka Cousin. I'm like a Vodka Aunt, only cooler."

"Hot damn, dude! Your cousin, Tabitha, is a total Vodka Cousin."

by IllogicalHuman December 7, 2019

cousin complex

a cousin complex is where you simp for peoples cousins because their smoke shows.

gosh i have such a cousin complex, your older cousin is so pretty and for what 😩

by gchexu July 16, 2021

cousin miguel

A cousin that you will never forget in your life. You will risk everything for him and you will always love him. He is the one that truly cares about you and will accept you for who you are. He will always be there for you in the toughest times.

My cousin Miguel is always there for me.

by natedogelite1 May 8, 2017

fifth cousin

Great-great-great-grandparent's sibling's great-great-great-grandchild.

My fifth cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019