That fat bitch on the Maury show has a freakin' cooter canyon.
Her pants are so tight her cooter canyon is 3 miles deep!
Her pants are so tight her cooter canyon is 3 miles deep!
by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown February 04, 2008
When a female freshens up her cooter by wiping it with a rest room paper towel. A variant of the whore’s bath.
Regina decided to go home with the guy she met at the bar. So she slipped into the restroom for a quick cooter wipe.
I’m feeling a little mungy down there after that long walk. Better get a quick cooter wipe at that gas station before I go see my gyno.
Wouldn’t you know that they would be out of paper towels in there when I went for a cooter wipe. I think I burnt my labia with that hand dryer.
I’m feeling a little mungy down there after that long walk. Better get a quick cooter wipe at that gas station before I go see my gyno.
Wouldn’t you know that they would be out of paper towels in there when I went for a cooter wipe. I think I burnt my labia with that hand dryer.
by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021
When a guy has a girlfriend and looks at other women the way he should look at his girlfriend. Sometimes even right in front of his girlfriend when their on a date.
Girl #1: Jimmy was being a real cooter block at the party last night.
Girl #2: It really hurts when BOYS do that.
Girl #2: It really hurts when BOYS do that.
by smxkinsxdnes February 29, 2020
A bitch or a cunt. Someone who is rude to you no matter how far you go out of your way to be nice or to make them feel welcome. Many times a lesbian who hates gay men.
I tried to make the new girl feel welcome by introducing her to my friends but the "rusty cooter" just rolled her eyes and said something mean under her breath.
by wigger4life October 07, 2009
Sir "Aristaeus" Halpin said, "...if you look close enough at Kyria’s character, you can actually see her individual cooter hairs. .."
by TheRedHuntress December 28, 2018
The unique imprint left by a vagina. Similar to a fingerprint. No two individuals have the same stamp.
by Logan Howell, Sam Bilyeu May 09, 2008
A cooter toot is the sound of an extremely large, but fowl smelling pocket of air being released from the vaginal region of a woman. The cooter toot has a smell in compression to a rotting pig carcass or carcasses depending on the age or kill count of the woman. You can use a cooter toot as a reference on how many men she has been with.
Last night I went down on my girlfriend and she had a “cooter toot”
Do you smell that, I think the girl behind me had a “cooter toot”
Do you smell that, I think the girl behind me had a “cooter toot”
by The salty underdog November 01, 2018