cooter canyon

A massive moose knuckle.

That fat bitch on the Maury show has a freakin' cooter canyon.

Her pants are so tight her cooter canyon is 3 miles deep!

by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown February 3, 2008

Cooter Cocker

When the shaft of the penis rubs against the outer rim of the vagina (or cooter) and the vagina (or cooter) becomes wet and ready to get fucked by a penis.

Dude, she let me pull a cooter cocker before we fucked. My dick just slid right in.

by jumbotron921 December 11, 2012

Cooter fleas

What happens when a woman's cooter gets infested with fleas.

She is scratching cause she has cooter fleas,

by Assbark April 1, 2010

cooter valley

The patch where hair doesn't grow in a mustache

My girl doesn't like my mustache. So she rides my cooter valley.

by Cheswick Breezy January 11, 2019

cooter slayer

a guy who is really good with the ladies, and has no problem getting pussy.

ladies man, pimp

Guy 1: Yo bro did you getting any last nite at tommy's party.
Guy 2: No man, but Joe was a freakin cooter slayer that night. He hooked up!

by Big OJ March 26, 2009

Cooter Slap

Slapping a female in her genitalia to inflict pain.

He cooter slapped the shit out of her! That is what she gets for the junk punch.

by ThatGuyFromIdaho July 23, 2015

Balloon cooter

When a vagina is tight upon entry but as you enter deeper its gets wider/looser as if you’re blowing up a balloon

Guy1: how was the sex
Guy 2: it was alright.. she had a balloon cooter though... so I had to fake a nut.

Tiffany doesn’t know what a balloon cooter is.... I think she has a balloon cooter

by Antlet7261 September 8, 2021