Colbert's Disease

A condition causing facial muscles and vocal chords to relax, making it impossible to express emotion. It was named after a Colbert; no relation to Stephen Colbert.

*In flat monotone* "Sorry, I can't speak with emotion right now, I have the Colbert's Disease."

by colbertista137 November 10, 2006

stephen colbert

the host of the colbert report, one of the two funniest people in the world, along with jon stewart

stephen colbert is fucking funny

by guitarist1 November 22, 2006

Colbert

Verb - To create a new word using existing words in the English language in the same fashion as Stephen Colbert from The Colbert Report on Comedy Central.

Stephen Colbert often introduces new words his show invents in both the opening credits and in his monologue.

Stephen colberted the words wikiality, truthiness, and superstantial.

by Aarani March 10, 2007

stephen colbert

The funniest comedian on TV right now (2006). Every since Dave Chappelle gave up his show, Colbert moved right in.

Stephen Colbert, "I'm not a fan of facts. I go with my gut."

by JBHardman August 11, 2006

coner

Non-nuclear trained retard
in the Navy who didn't become a nuke because he was too retarded to get offered nuke, so they offer them a mindless job where the only point is to push a button when ordered.
Also see: MAAs
Related term: Skittle

Fucking coners screwed us over again.

by AnnoyedNavyNuke April 27, 2005

colberrorism

Negative actions undertaken at the request of Stephen Colbert on his television show, "The Colbert Report". Examples so far are limited to the vandalism of Wikipedia articles such as 'elephant', 'latchkey kid' and related articles.

In an annoying act of colberrorism, another anonymous user has tried to add false information to the elephant article.

by FurTip August 4, 2006

Coner

The act of acquiring the craving for a foot long chili cheese coney from sonic, often resulting in a massive boner.

Sonic carhop girl: "Here is your foot long chili cheese coney sir. Ummm sorry did i give you a boner?"
Guy: "Boner? Bitch this is a coner! You ugly as HELL! Now give me my coney and get to steppin' trick!"

by JiggaJace December 14, 2010