compercial

a commercial seen while watching a youtube or other video site video. Usually it plays before the video when the site is of a commercial nature, such as yahoo's launchcast music video site. The word is formed from the combined words of commercial and computer. AKA computer commercial. It can also be used for a commercial that is played on tv, but is made available online.

"I watched a compercial on pepsi.com"

"I just saw a cool compercial play while watching a Bad Religion music video on yahoo.com"

by Jite May 16, 2009

competitive eating etiquette

When someone eats with reckless regard usually involving and not limited to ignoring errant food particles on face and, if applicable, in facial hair, shoveling food into one's mouth before completely swallowing the previous bite, utilizing every finger on every hand, and uncontrollable stares from spectators. Throwing up results in an automatic disqualification.

That guy always comes in here with his competitive eating etiquette like no one else comes to McDonald's. Show some class.

by cheezerguy October 11, 2009

competitive melee

The most preferred type of Super Smash Bros Melee, but also the most shunned type. The rules go with a 8-minute 4-stock game with no items and the stages, which are a measly 6, do not have hazards or promote poor sportsmanship strategies, such as camping, walk-offs, and wall infinites.

While many prefer this type of gaming, some shun those who play this way since they only prefer playing this way.

Regular Player: UGH! I'm so bored of this ruleset. Can't we play something else--
Competitive Melee Player: NO! IF YOU WANT TO STOP PLAYING, GO BACK TO YOUR TIME MATCHES ON BRINSTAR!
Regular Player: You need a break.

by Hardstuck Internet January 3, 2015

Compie

the plural of the word compass

hiker 1- wich direction are we heading

Hiker 2- I’m not sure pass me the compie

by bangin September 1, 2018

Comped

When you actually have something to bring to the table, a collateral, something of a trade-like-manner, to get Amenities at Party or Nightclub, things of monetary, value for free.

"Hey Dan, do you think you get me comped on Thursday and Friday?.....Like 12:00?"
"Kelsy are you bringing me a party of 7 or more, to reserve a table? No?"
"I'm sorry Kelsey, I won't be able to comp you!"

by will the flash April 17, 2019

Fortnite Dance Competition

When a large group of men come together for gay furry orgies in which the beta males rub peanut butter on the alpha.

Hey guys my parents aren't home are you ready for a fortnite dance competition at my place

by Peeeeeeeee nuyuuuuut October 10, 2018

dick waving competition

When two or more men have to one up each other. This is usually done through verbal combat, where the second man will try to discredit the first with an equal or better story. The first man will generally retaliate, with a further ‘one-up’ and so it continues.

This is called a ‘dick waving competetion’ Because the one-upmanship is like watching two man wave their dicks at each other - completely useless and no way to win an argument.

Robert: I reckon I can get this golf shot under par.

Steve: oh yeah? I reckon I can get a hole in one.

Robert: is that so? I reckon I get a Hole in one using a putter.

Steve: I reckon I can get a hole in one, using a putter, while standing on one leg.

Susan (watching this play out): what a dick waving competition. Just play through

by Lifeisacunion November 19, 2018