committens

Two or more pet cats, the acquiring of which signifies commitment in a relationship.

Friend 1: "My partner and I adopted two cats from the shelter yesterday."
Friend 2: "You lesbians move so fast. You only met last week, and now you've shacked up together with a pair of committens. Next you'll open a feminist co-op bookstore together and drink tea made from under-arm hair".
Friend 1: "Yup. Ain't life grand?!"

by GracieGracieGracie January 5, 2015

committed slam

Committed slam is a fuck buddy that only fucks you and buys you chipotle (and let's you get guac). Committed slams are not allowed to contact eachother before 7 pm. Communication is trickly fuck-based

We aren't dating. He's more of a committed slam.

by CommittedSlam October 28, 2015

Committea

Committea
Verb,
Co Mit tea (phonetics)
Taking a break from a fact-finding session for a drink, then going back to exploiting Victims of sexual violence for your personal political gain with complete disregard for the truth.

Yo lets pull a committea on this bitch. "weren't they the victim of a sexual crime?" who cares about this used truck stop we gotta make our sponsors happy or we won't make quota for midterm elections, lets hit the Starbucks for pumpkin spice.

by Politihate September 29, 2018

Committed the drisis

A person who used to be average that turned into a man that has a creepy mustache and resembles drisis

John:That guy committed the drisis!

by Bentoboy June 7, 2020

committed to the bitch

When you say something mean that you regret but you double down because you can't unsay it.

"I couldn't believe what I had just said, but I threw out another insult for good measure because I was already committed to the bitch."

by Izulkara March 14, 2021

commitermenship

Defined as a step above an intimate relationship and a step below formal engagement. A type of relationship in which a partner expresses the desire of commitment to develop the relationship further with intentions of marriage in the future. Most often used when too early in the relationship for public labels and formalities of engagement. The sole purpose of communicating a commitermenship would usually be personal and private directly between the individuals.

Babe, I'd like to take our relationship to the next level because I'm invested in you as a person. Let's have a commitermenship.

by Skittlesklk August 2, 2022

Committee

Where one person is in charge and everyone else is a yes-man!

As the main representative of the committee, I have made the executive decision to organize a gift basket fundraiser!

by Angry-at-Karen March 7, 2025