Catalog Commando

An individual who purchases large quantities of firearms, camouflage, knives, body armor etc. that they have absolutely no practical use for.

The typical catalog commando has either very limited or no military experience. They just dress that way because they believe it makes them look tough, cool and like they know what they are doing.

Another quality of the catalog commando is that they rarely (if ever) smile when they're picture is being taken. They will stand there attempting to look intimidating with an unconvincing thousand yard stare.

Firing range safety officer - "Why are you wearing camouflage and body armor to an indoor pistol range? Wait a minute, are you that catalog commando Nutnfancy?

Nutnfancy - "Yes."

Firing range safety officer - "My god, you're even more pathetic in the flesh. NOW GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY RANGE DOUCHER!!!!!"

by TheNutnfancyProjectHeretic January 28, 2010

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barnyard commando

A fat, ugly, or exceptionally skanky party girl.

Damn dude! Nothing but a bunch of barnyard commandos in this place! Let's get the fuck outta here before we catch gonosyphilliherpezoids.

by JynnxT August 3, 2007

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Russian Commando Pro

When a russian rubs his balls on a pair of jeans so much, that steaming, hot cum shoots out.

Oh dude, i went russian commando pro on my girlfriend's face last night and made her go blind

by canshow October 19, 2010

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commando date

When a guy tricks a girl into going on a date with him. Lies are obviously involved to get the girl there usually a group outing then when the girl shows up it's just one guy alone.

I went to the farwell John told me about he was the only one there it was a commando date.

by chiaroscuro girl April 8, 2010

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Commander Geoffrey

An airline pilot who had the AIDS virus (auto immune deficiency syndrome). Because he is an airline pilot, he gives the virus to all of the countries he flies too. His condition is so bad, he has 4 times the amount of normal aids, which means he managed to transmit the virus to other animals, two of the most prominent being monkeys and cats.

"I heard Millie gave Arthur aids"
"What a commander Geoffrey thing to do!"

by aids_from_Geoff March 14, 2015

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